mommy oh yes daddy la la mommy gaga ladyman oh so embarrassing

When you want your computer to say something funny because you are at school and bored out of your mind

by chipdabeaver December 5, 2023

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bitter mommy

bitter mommy is not necessary older who wants to be sugar mommy but don't have money.

I'm so poor, i need a bitter baby who can give me money.

Duh? Such a bitter mommy.

by Alex the bitter baby August 6, 2023

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Mommy milkers

Huge t!ts

A:Sarah has mommy milkers!

B:Ikr!

by asahinastan October 29, 2021

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Mommied

The Act of not being able to do anything/go anywhere without the presence of your girlfriend

Who’s mommied tonight?

by Reza305 May 3, 2019

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Mommy's tickle friend is when a big horny Jew comes up to your mom and tickles her big hairy titties. he wraps his big long tongue around her protruding knob and licks up its sweat. the mom gets horny and spreads her thick thighs to let the money-hungry jew into her flappy ripple cave. the man gets closer and closer to her bulging clit and proceeds to suck on it like a soother. eventually, when the mom has had enough she slams her thighs together with the force of a thousand suns and kills the Jew. After this, she searches for her next victim.

Grandma V: I'm horny for Jews
Brad: spread your legs mama I want in your hole. give me the Mommy's Tickle Friend.

by goochy goochy April 15, 2023

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