sphincter jizz

having the 'trots', the 'runs' - or anything else that could be attributed to "pissing out your asshole"

Ew! Somebody left sphincter jizz in the toilet. Ass didn't flush! Check the splashback too!

by definition_master November 6, 2009

jizz sprinklets

when one ejaculates in numerous small bursts all over another person, typically their face or chest.

"Dude, I totally sprayed the jizz sprinklets all over her face last night."

by dbdevils32 January 16, 2014

jizz shy

When the recipient is afraid of getting cum on or near

Nah mate, you don't need contraception, she's jizz shy

by BushNut October 5, 2019

Jizz Jaffle

When you get a hand job while your dick is inside your underwear and the hand is on the outside. By the time you blow your load, it's hot and crisp on the outside from the friction and warm and moist on the inside. Making a perfect Jizz Jaffle.

Kezza was giving me a top hand job but didn't pull my dick out. Eventually I jizzed in my pants and she yelled "Jizz Jaffles are ready!!!"

by ErnieBurger April 3, 2017

jizz jazz

mac demarcos genre

Shit sounds good like fine jizz jazz

by the tonk god July 29, 2021

Fizzy Jizz

A sex position where the male drinks one-fifth of a soda can, then proceeds to ejaculate inside of the can. The female then proceeds to drink the rest of the can, or pour it into her vagina.

My boyfriend gave me some fizzy jizz last night, and it was delicious!

by Nicari0 October 14, 2017

Jizz drips

When you nut up a girl's nose, resulting in her getting drips similar to cocaine.

I busted up thos girls nose and gave her jizz drips.

by Dainslief July 15, 2022