Jizz Fart

When you jizz so hard a wet juicy fart comes out

Did you hear about Edward. He wanked so hard he did a Jizz fart and shit everywhere.

by Keith Smith-Wood October 14, 2023

Jizz Blister

When you cum in your underwear and it dries up and when you peel it off, it hurts your dick. It can also be used as a insult.

Example 1:
Guy 1: Dude, I got a jizz blister last night. That shit hurt.
Guy 2: Damn, that sucks bro. I hate jizz blisters.
Example 2 (insulting):
Guy 1: Hey, fuck that dude.
Guy 2: Yeah, he’s such a fucking jizz blister.

by _sussy_baka_38 March 30, 2021

jizz shy

When the recipient is afraid of getting cum on or near

Nah mate, you don't need contraception, she's jizz shy

by BushNut October 06, 2019

jizz sprinklets

when one ejaculates in numerous small bursts all over another person, typically their face or chest.

"Dude, I totally sprayed the jizz sprinklets all over her face last night."

by dbdevils32 January 16, 2014

jizz shooter

someone who masterbates more than 5 times a day

god my semi friend is such a jizz shooter

by #batman69 August 15, 2017

Jizz Mitzvah

When you are at a bar mitzvah ceremony and begin to nut uncontrollably, similar to a garden hose full of jizz. Usually considered a religious hate crime in most west indonesian cultures.

Bro did you hear about Jacob Goldstein’s Jizz Mitzvah!? Uncle Goldstein couldn’t control his jizz! It went everywhere.

by Jizzonah May 06, 2023

air jizz

When you jerk off so many times in one day that you jizz air because you ran out of cum.

I jerked it so much I had an air jizz

by Small dick chase April 24, 2020