Granny lip-it

When your girl has braces but you don't want your peter getting diced up. She uses her lips to cover both teeth and braces.

On a cold winter night, Beth and I were feeling really horny. However Beth is still a virgin but gives 10 out of 10 slop top. Last time Beth gave me A1 slop top, my foreskin got caught in her braces causing me major pain and I bled. I had to punch her in the forehead to be set free. I told Beth to granny lip-it this time.

by Marcamango September 29, 2020

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lip slug

To grow a massive slug across your upper lip (moustache)

Dave decided he looked cool with his new slip slug - he wasn’t

by Crispyduck12 November 19, 2019

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Lime Lips

A meme where people put a image of a green mouth with a lime inside over peoples lips, while "Lemonade" By Sophie Plays in the background

Person : OMG!!
Meme: Pauses and puts lime lips over the persons mouth

by Pay2Write April 5, 2023

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Vegas Lip

1. n. - the condition by which your upper lip, having been subjected to the arid, air conditioned, cigarette infused air of Las Vegas, combined with excessive consumption of alcohol and/or other substances dehydrates to the consistency of a flaky, shriveled raisin.

Dude, I tried to make out with this chick in the club, but the both of us had such a bad case of Vegas Lip, it was like kissing sand.

by OphidianX November 14, 2011

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Lip Moshing

An act similar to kissing, but far more brutal. It involves thrashing, intense tongue movement and head banging centred around the lip area. Usually done between romantically involved metal-heads during a brutal deathcore breakdown.

Person 1: What the hell was that? Im filing a domestic violence report!
Person 2: chillax ya turtle sphincter, we're just Lip Moshing.
Person 1: ohhhh, ok! Now i know!
*both high five while freeze frame jumping*

by BûkWrrm665.9 September 12, 2014

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