Road Trip

A lengthy sexual encounter that might involve multiple positions, oral sex, sex toys, dress-up, etc.

Instead of the usual quickie, how would you like to take a road trip tonight?

by SAgent October 16, 2005

Road Warrior

A Massive Queef or Vaginal Fart That Makes Extremely Loud and Violent Comments. The "Road Warrior" Is Viewed By Many As The Queen of All Queefs. The Road Warrior Is Not To Be Taken Lightly And Is Absolutly Not A Joke!

I Was Sitting On The Subway The Other Day When This Women Let Out An Intense "Road Warrior". I Don't Think I Have Ever Been So Disguisted Or Afraid In My Life. The "Road Warrior" Is No Joke! I Found Out The Hard Way.

by Charley Mooshbag April 4, 2009

road gourd

Car bound cunnilingus, oral sex performed whilst in a moving automobile; also colloquially known as road head

Hannah: “Do you want road gourd?”

Sam: “Yes but be careful on the speed bumps”

by Samonthedictionary May 28, 2023

road pouch

Someone who is a real downer and has to be carried through the day.

You’re being a real road pouch today Fred.

by Kcbillingsworth December 30, 2020

road treat

when a well deserved driver receives head from the pasenger.

You've been a really good boy, you deserve a road treat on the way to my parents house.

by holerollers May 12, 2011

loose road

Icy or snow covered road conditions

Loose roads: The roads are loose tonight.

by Aj the owl February 10, 2020

road patch

To perform oral sex on a female driver while she is driving.

My boyfriend gave me great road patch last night while I was driving home.

by TJP64 May 17, 2016