Lay your lips upon my ass.

This is a more posh and refined way to say "kiss my ass". It is quite a way to win an argument.
"I will say whatever I want whenever I want. However, I want and if you got a problem with that, then you can lay your lips upon my ass."
by Yeag3300 March 19, 2024
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Henry Lay

Henry Lay is a massive fat fuck
Henry Lay is extremely large and chunky
by Ainsley Dube November 05, 2020
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lay down friend

A friend that you lay down with.
Even though he's not my man, I can make him my lay down friend. Side piece boo friend personal friend hennessy weed nasty freaky Netflix and chill nightshow
by kydeelou February 20, 2016
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Lay them the whale shit

To tell it how it is. To lay down the rules.
It’s the first day of kindergarten so I had to tell my students how it is and lay them the whale shit.
by Carbonnegative March 17, 2024
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Net-lay

This refers to sex procured through the use of the internet. Going online, communicating with like-minded adult(s) and eventually, having sex. No money is exchanged between the individuals. It doesn't matter if you pay to join the site or just use it for free (you have much more access when you pay).
I have been chatting onine with this chick for months. Well, we finally met and did it almost right away. That was my first net-lay and I am looking forward to more.
by mhmhmh March 28, 2009
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lay in lad

a person that likes to lay in, in the mornings.
"why is he late its like 11am"
"you know him, he's a lay in lad"
by big boy676 May 31, 2019
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lai ye

Lai ye is the epitome of being a skinny white Chinese boy who scurries for the chance to be raw dogged by sweaty men. He occasionally enjoys getting fingered in the prostate for a nice relaxing evening so as to loosen it up for a pounding by sweaty oiled up men. He stays up all night fantasizing about the meat of sweaty men while he ideates new techniques to make these oiled up men squeal while they unload their white protein shakes into his skinny petite body.
Lai ye is a person who enjoys getting anal by sweaty men.
by Glizzydestroyer September 16, 2023
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