pressing the olives

Male masturbatIon, the olives being your balls and pressing them to make "olive oil" come out

"hey man just start going to school without me, my olives are kind of plump right now"

"Hey man where's dave?"
"He's pressing the olives atm"

by kingbumii June 15, 2015

Olive emoji

A texted signal meaning "I'll live".

A silent life-affirmation, a promise of survival from someone who has been injured, is gravely ill, incapacitated or in pain.

Lying intubated in the COVID ward, she could not speak and had no strength to respond to those who were writing, expressing their concern. To each, she simply texted an olive emoji, and all was understood - "I'll live."

by Monkey's Dad August 3, 2021

Oliver Husband

will be a sperm donor, cant row at all and defiantly cant talk properly. e.g" yogurt , pasta... etc

oliver husband: watches calcification in maths and dexter

has captured the most secret "peggle" levels. (56gb)

is the most stingy organism on earth!

by Robert Templett April 17, 2011

Straight oliver

Hes not straight

Straight olvier means that he is gay and he is super duper gay Straight oliver

by ImDeadInside July 29, 2019

Oliver shaw

Also known as “insta pred”, this monster has a head shaped like a humongous lightbulb and allegedly is banned from 98% of public spaces.

Operation yewtree was a success we caught that Oliver shaw.

by Mahmoods big dripper July 10, 2019

Oliver Park

He is gay who lost his parents at 5 years old.
He lost his dick due to emotional damage.

I don't want to be Oliver Park.

by Gomhoo December 22, 2022

Van Oliver

Pedophile

Man, Van Oliver is such a pedophile!

by Tj Flowers December 26, 2011