a Jewish family with 4 or more kids
by trehouselighter420 December 25, 2022

It's still no better than anything Kanye said about "Jewish media platforms" and you're defending one of them and not the other.
Hym "So, Kanye West saying Jewish media is doing X, Y, Z, and all ties need to be cut but Elon says Jewish Communities (Which is LESS specific and Kanye had a list of media outlets he was explicitly speaking about) and you immediately run defense for that fat retarded shlong of his. BLATANT hypocrisy. Possibly a little racism. I don't see the difference."
by Hym Iam November 20, 2023

The Jewish Hammer is the pasty, white penis that will pound your girl 2 minutes at a time. Stealing your girl with longevity in the bones and the hair.
by Pegasus300 November 10, 2020

A mathematical structure of the mind that also acts as the pre-eminent language of science.
The Jewish Messiah is a non-Tarski space (a space which contains its boundaries INSIDE of its surface).
The Jewish Messiah is a non-Tarski space (a space which contains its boundaries INSIDE of its surface).
The Jewish messiah is understood to be mathematical structure of the mind.
It is also the sublime-language of science.
In computer language it appears as a Json-DAG on Kafka-in-serverless mode: a mainframe language that can query itself.
It is also the sublime-language of science.
In computer language it appears as a Json-DAG on Kafka-in-serverless mode: a mainframe language that can query itself.
by metawave November 10, 2021

Jewish pizza is made when celebrating passover. Back in Biblical times, if you didn't put lamb blood on your front doorframe when passover came, the Angel of Death would curse you household by killing the firstborn child of the family. If you put the lamb blood like you were supposed to, the Angel of Death would passover your house.
hey dudde, siince its passover, lets make some jewish pizza for our jewish bros.
ya dude! just get dominos cheese pizza but add like a few of whatever and call it jewish pizza
ya dude! just get dominos cheese pizza but add like a few of whatever and call it jewish pizza
by Jewish Pizza for Jakes June 2, 2018

"Jewish Gnome" A.K.A Mac Miller's alter ego.
Or
A Jew that behaves like a Gnome. Tends gardens, uses rakes and picks...not to mention hoes. Many many garden hoes for this gnome...
Or
A Jew that behaves like a Gnome. Tends gardens, uses rakes and picks...not to mention hoes. Many many garden hoes for this gnome...
"Hey, by the way have you ever been Jewish gnomed??" Is a very common way of using the term "Jewish Gnome"+
by Properbullsh!t😺🚬🚬🍪🌈☮🕖 August 3, 2019

When a Jewish male or female has curly pubic hair, since the stereotype for Jews is that they have curly hair.
by Jakethea May 17, 2017
