Noodle duecing

When a male is jacking off while taking a dump.

Dude, my wife caught me noodle duecing tonight!

by Secretuser123 June 2, 2013

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noodle life

Craziest life ever

I live a noodle life!

by Pop ka ka pop November 13, 2017

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Ferret Noodles, along with Fox Beans, are some of the cutest things ever to walk the earth. The name "Ferret Noodle" is given to these cute creatures because of their long noodle bodies that completely go limp when they wake up from a lil' nap. They have tiny little faces a overly fluffy ears. Remember to give them head and face scrubs. There are many colors of Ferret Noodle, but only one type, called the Domesticated Ferret Noodle. Remember not to mix them up with their wild cousin, The Black Footed Ferret Noodle. If you have Ferret Noodle(s), remember to take care of them properly!!

I have a pet Ferret Noodle and it is so cute!

by 1nf1n1te w1sdom May 13, 2021

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Noodle Condom

The little spice packet that comes with Ramen noodles.

Dude, did you just empty the whole content of my Noodle Condom into your own Ramen?

by COWBOYxx77 June 30, 2021

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Portland Noodles

The act of ejaculating into a lover's armpit hair and letting it dry and get crusty. Then munching on it like dry ramen.

First usage 2018, Paul, Mayo, and Aaron

Did you seriously have Portland Noodles today?

by CASTLE6969Liberator November 2, 2018

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