lay one on you

To fuck someone there and there

“I was going to lay one on you tonight”
“you should of!!”

by 023701 March 2, 2024

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Lai

Lai is a male name and his races is mixed between all of them. He Devours devours anyone’s cum and he has a taste in men and young children and sometimes a baby (female)

Lai you bitch don’t put my baby in your cum soup

by Chaytonator December 20, 2019

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Lays

Air. Just air. If you are lucky. One chip at the bottom. Just expensive air.

I just breathe Lays. Everyone breathes lays. Were all lays.

by Gay-Guy-James-Charles December 13, 2019

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An easy shot at doing something

This analogy is taken from basketball, when you have the court clear in front of you and can just lay the ball up near the basket, and use one hand to bounce it off the backboard and into the basket. The layup is considered the most basic shot in basketball

Bro I got you her number and insta, and she was already into you, I handed you a lay up, and you still fucked it up?

The guy interviewing me for the job was an ex-colleague and my best friend. The interview was a layup.

by AbuLahab69 August 25, 2021

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laying track to pound town

Putting in work with a lady to increase your chances of getting laid at some point in the future.

Damn Luke is taking his date out to dinner, must be laying track to pound town!

by Mcmccarrot March 6, 2015

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Lai

Lai is a young girl that so so so beautiful inside and out, cool like she's "rocky-yow-rock" and the other kind are soft-hearted and nice, smart the way she has, HOT, creative and the funniest ever! She has literally a weird and can't explain humor and she's a different person. Mostly are depressed like suffering from pain but, "Oh I'm pretty so nevermind hmm!" And just playin on the radio with loud volume while dancin. She loves to walk like going there here there here there.

"Lai yay."

by anonymous November 23, 2021

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