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"Just in case" shave

When you're meeting that guy for a second date and you're not sure what is going to happen. Particularly when the date could involve an apartment or home. The art of shaving everything, prior to a date, in hopes of getting down and dirty.
GASP! You're going over to his house?! Make sure you "just in case" shave!

Hm... This guy seems pretty into me, should I "just in case" shave for tonight?

UGH I "just in case" shaved and we didn't even hook up. I could have worn my leggings for another week!
by justincaseshave February 5, 2019
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spongebob case

Not UPPER CASE, not lower case, but sPoNGebOB cASE.
Bryan: I'm not gonna get my cancer treated, the medical bills would bankrupt me

US healthcare system: tHE mEDiCAl bILLs wOUlD baNKrUpT mE

(The submission form required me to use the word 'spongebob case' in the example. But it didn't serve the joke, and the meme is widely known, hence this unnecessary text. Ideally the editor will remove this text before publication.)
by qsdfghjklm December 18, 2023
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Case

Case is usually a boi with short brown hair and dates a lot of people. He is not a great boyfriend but he’s a good friend.
Girl one:Did you hear that they broke up?
Girl two: His name is case....
Girl three: Well no wonder
by I’m a little teapot April 19, 2019
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JASPER CASE

a gay chapter book made specifically for farting with 2 inch legs and only says the word BEH
jasper is a gay chapter book made specifically for farting with 2 inch legs and only says the word BEH jasper case
by noodle woodle January 19, 2021
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Cop A Case

"Cop a case" Termed by JLP is when an individual does something to cause a court case. This can range from anything that has to do with fighting to using violent terms.
"My moms bothering me I swear I'm finna cop a case"
by the boyfriend that tries May 23, 2019
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No Face No Case

A new way to create adult content online while protecting your identity popularized by Mya Savage also known as IAMTHEDARKHORSE.

“You gotta sell p***y at p***y value, not at face value. Attach your face to something more valuable than porn.” - Mya Savage The Dark Horse

This method helps sex workers command respect and offer them the possibility to expand their character outside of the adult entertainment industry.

“Sex isn’t for a general public, operate your adult brand as such. Create a different brand for a general public.”
“Hey babe, wanna shoot content no face no case style?”
by Fantom Da Bully June 13, 2024
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skating on shell casings

Slang for being extremely busy, having been extremely busy or both.
Busy person (picking up phone): "What !?! This had better be good! I am skating on shell casings here, you know!"

Caller: "The boss wants the names of who we are sending to the hazardous materials training."

Busy Person: "Yeah, I'll get right on that"
by johnny pubestache January 21, 2011
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