AKA Captain Moishturizer.
Often found driving a boat or at a shooting range. Likes to sleep on inflatable hammocks. Feel free to contact a moshe if you need an OBD scanner or other cheap shit from China.
Often found driving a boat or at a shooting range. Likes to sleep on inflatable hammocks. Feel free to contact a moshe if you need an OBD scanner or other cheap shit from China.
Dude, my skin is so dry I need some Captain Moishturizer.
Yo, did you see that crazy deal on amazon? It's a good price, but its definitely cheap moshe shit
Yo, did you see that crazy deal on amazon? It's a good price, but its definitely cheap moshe shit
by Double D G July 15, 2019
Get the Moshe mug.I dont really know but call people it in a really common accent and threaten to hurt them and theyll laugh.
by Eric Shun May 9, 2003
Get the Mosher legs mug.Drew. Whatever. A self proclaimed mosher, one who says they mosh, but they dont really mosh. Like, if they have a shirt that says M*O*S*H (pertaining to old show, M*A*S*H) but really, is afraid of a little elbow jabbed in the throat. That is a Moosher.
Drew: "I love to mosh."
You: "Really, whats your worst mosh injury?"
Drew: "Uhm... I got a scab on my elbow when I tripped on a beer can."
You: "Have you ever actually moshed?"
Drew:"..."
You: "Loser.You're such a freaking MOOSHER!"
You: "Really, whats your worst mosh injury?"
Drew: "Uhm... I got a scab on my elbow when I tripped on a beer can."
You: "Have you ever actually moshed?"
Drew:"..."
You: "Loser.You're such a freaking MOOSHER!"
by Helsinki Macbeth August 30, 2006
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Get the moshie mug.What I witnessed when I went to a skate park to see a show. I knew that I shouldn't have went seeing as only a bunch of middle schoolers (and a fat middle aged asian guy!) there. Thankfully, I was on a balcony so that I didn't get pulled into a mosh pit. I personally don't see at all how this 'dance' is enjoyable. I feel bad for people who go to show just to see an artist and perhaps actually dance rather than get shoved around and punched until you reach the point of nearly passing out but gets pulled into a mosh pit. Also probably the reasons balconies were invented. Because not everyone is a scene 14 year old who goes to shows to ruin everyone elses good time.
by pseydudeoewettrrrrr September 15, 2009
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Get the mosh mug.the act of inserting toothpaste into the anal cavity of a friend and or foe who happens to fall asleep
this is known as The Official mooshgunta however there can recourse for what is know as a live mooshganta also often served with a canadian waffle ...(This is a tennis reacket across your ass... until it says for a good 2 weeks often performed on "islands") but all waffels aside it all comes down to toothpaste in the ass....Either awake or seeping ... LIVE or Official
this is known as The Official mooshgunta however there can recourse for what is know as a live mooshganta also often served with a canadian waffle ...(This is a tennis reacket across your ass... until it says for a good 2 weeks often performed on "islands") but all waffels aside it all comes down to toothpaste in the ass....Either awake or seeping ... LIVE or Official
taking the butt of one's friend and ramming it with toothpaste when they are either awake or asleep...in doing so Mooshgunta (ING) him/her..either live or Official
by shitsonballs April 12, 2009
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