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Mini Man United

A frivolous, possibly disparaging metonym, contrasting English football clubs Salford City with Manchester United, alluding to geographical location, i.e. Greater Manchester, and the prominence of the colour red on their home kits.

The witty lexical choice and alliteration of ‘mini’ insinuates that while Salford play professional football (EFL League 2), they are not as illustrious as the more prominent Red Devils, especially in the context of more intimidating clubs meeting with the Ammies in knockout competitions, e.g. the Carabao Cup, FA Cup.

Perhaps, the most evident logic behind the epithet is the fact that six of seven owners of Salford were former Man United players.
“Leeds cant sic beat mini man united 😅 “ — @najminazari984, 30/08/2023 (YouTube comment)
by LesGrossman@UrbanDictionary August 30, 2023
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mini softy

I tried to shag that hussey but I had a mini softy, I yelledget big” with no success
by strokethatskinwsgon July 2, 2024
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MiNi MiMi

AN AWESOME, CREATiVE, AUTHENTiC, BEAUTiFUL, iNTELLiGENT, GiRL FROM ANOTHA WORLD !
"I FW MiNi MiMi'S ViBE.. SHE RAW ASL"
by mimisaurusrex September 25, 2024
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Mini hulk

The American team brought Mini Hulk in a suitcase so they wouldn't have to buy an extra plane ticket, and when they got to the competition, they would say something like Say Hallo to My Little Friend, and out of the suitcase Mini Hulk would climb before snatching up a world weightlifting record.
by The Original Agahnim August 11, 2021
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Mini bar

A dude with a micro penis who charges the same as a male escort with experience but who never lets u see by using date rape drugs behind closed doors , until u wake up in a room missing ur credit cards and feeling more horny and malnourished than before u fell asleep.
Definition: mini bar (Microsoft’s running apple) a product available for a third of the price on the street just the situation ur in forces you to pay for the mini bar service instead of walking somewhere.
by Cluttered mutt February 24, 2022
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Mini no returns!

If someone sees a mini, they hit somebody else and say this.
by xdr5t3evq3q April 25, 2025
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mini nugget

Generally slow and chubby, useless at everything he does, except eat. Has the worst luck ever and has never scored a goal in football. Usually found sitting down and eating. Despite this he is however loved by most, and finds himself at the centre of everything.
How has mini nugget missed again, it was an open goal!
by RastaMerth April 20, 2018
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