Minge Guardian

A deeply insecure and distrusting man who constantly obsesses over his girlfriends, wife's or female friends attractiveness and percieve every mans interaction as an attempt to obtain access to his ladies private area. He will never relax in a social setting if there is one other man in the proximity, his hyper-vigilant state of paranoia is an issue that causes much friction in his home life

I'm so sick of him always behaving like this! I don't need a minge guardian, I can take care of myself

by Nicotharappist October 4, 2022

Ming head

Def. 1 ; A 'Ming head' is a lower class form of a Subasaurouspleb.

Def. 2 ; A 'Ming head' I pretty much a silly fuckhead that's has similar behaviours to a single digit IQ Asian tourist

"Oi ya fucken ming headed ball gargling scrag... Chuck us the Vegemite aye"

by Xađđÿłøngłęgż May 26, 2019

Winter Minge

When you sprinkle cocaine on a minge and sniff it

I gave my boyfriend a winter minge

by TheHuntersAce December 20, 2022

Minging

CC...like Quasimodo, only worse.

Cor, look at 'er...she's a real CC

by TOC June 11, 2004

Ee Ming

The leader of the crackheads.

Has a poor yet contagious sense of humour, gives sound advices to his friends. IMPECCABLE MUSIC TASTE, sometimes. Can be intense yet fun to be with, you'll wonder wtf is going on in his head sometimes. You either love or hate an Ee Ming.

"Ee Ming, you are so fking unfunny"
"Thank you, it's what I do best"

by itsprofessionallol November 22, 2021

Minge cluster

A collection of individuals walking to UEA from loft in Norwich.

Omg look at that minge cluster, they look like they’ve had a great night in loft

by Mingeyc October 29, 2023

Ming-Leung

Someone who is skilled at fabricating clapping sounds using only one hand, by shaking it up and down at high speed.

Will: Hey, why aren't you clapping your hands like everyone else?
James: Well, I just can't help it, I'm a Ming-Leung.

by PrayforSnotty November 7, 2019