When it's midnight or later and a guy gets hungry for junk food. You got to cut the carbs and stick to protein to not become a fat loser guy. Don't eat carb rich foods. Stick to protein rich foods and healthy fats and exercise and fruits and vegetables and meats. No sodas at midnight or pies or fries or any of that junk.

Steve: I'm going to diet.

Tony: Me too. Watch out for the Midnight 15! It's when you eat a lot at midnight or later and then get fat.
Steve: What's the worst that could happen?

Steve: I'm going to eat cheeseburgers with triple bread and extra fries and a huge soda.

Tony: I'm going to switch out the buns of cheeseburgers with carb smart buns and eat a lot less fries and also a diet soda. I'm also going to make a onion and avocado salad.

*1 month later.

Steve: Aw man! I gained 9lbs.

Tony: Yes! I lost 7lbs.

Steve: Why?!

Tony: Haha! You're a fat loser!

Midnight 15 by HawaiianPunch1 August 12, 2024

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Midnight Tan

A term to describe a person with very a dark skin tone

Person 1: Dude, did you see how dark that guy was?
Person 2: That guy totally had a midnight tan!

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midnight burger

The maist awesomous ae aw podcasts.

Thon Midnight Burger podcast is tge best oot there, eh?

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midnight effect

A phenomenon where you start acting weird after midnight and you don't go to bed.
The symptoms tend to get worse after midnight hour by hour.

Your friend: *started saying and acting something weird*
You : he's not usually like this. It must be because of the midnight effect.

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