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Meat Points

Really hard, protruding nipples. Generally of the female variety but can apply to a male with stiffers as well.
The conference room was so cold today that every female in the room had meat points.

This cold weather gives me meat points.

She really gets off when I pinch her meat points.
by Eaton Holgoode January 11, 2018
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Meat Buyer

Anybody who orders a male prostitute. Can be used for both straight and gay experiences.
Henrick: I heard Tracy bought a lot of meat over the weekend. She's such a Meat Buyer...
Pablo: Don't talk about my girlfriend that way. I heard you were a Meat Buyer yourself!
by car dealership March 4, 2019
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Meat lags

A term commonly used to describe the impact that large quantities of meat can have on the connection between computers and servers. This strange phenomenon has been observed for centuries .
Person1: "Yo dawwwwg you be lagging to sheet "
Person2: "Yeah man I'm getting the meat lags"
by weedman420lacjam October 22, 2016
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Smoke the meats

Smoking the meats is when you have to shit but you still fart but don’t pass it.
No matter how much fiber I get, I can’t seem to do more than smoke the meats

I have your hot lunch coming after drop some bbq on this brisket and smoke the meats awhile .
by Pro skills February 7, 2020
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hot meat

the act of setting your penis alight while inserting it into a woman's anus or vagina
I performed hot meat on your sister. She said it was amazing.
by battyboy1423578 October 21, 2021
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Plumber Meats

Bacon, Turkey and Ham in combination.
I'd like a Plumber Meats sandwich.
by borky June 1, 2015
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