marcian

Sexy, tall man that you notice when he enters a room, seems outgoing but is more of an introvert. Intelligent and professional when it matters most. Definitely has strong leadership qualities. Family is important to Marcian even if they don’t live close by. Crazy good music taste. Insanely good lover. Has a big dick AND knows how to use it! He’s not so competitive that it’s annoying. Likely to coach some kind of sports team, though athletic enough to play sports into adulthood. Overall Marcian is a well rounded man and the kind of friend you’d want to have.

I hope Marcian is coming to the party tonight!

by I’mEllen November 23, 2021

Maria

She is actually a cute perosn... funny at times caring, loving, a certified sweetheart... i am actually a really possessive person but... if you find a maria and are friends with her please be kind and good to her cus i swear... it hurt me ones i felt like i lost her and i hope it dont happen with you... shits aside... Maria is the best person you'll ever have in your life... i was having hard times and shw was there for me with a smile holding upto her face... i usually used to feel and question if all of this my existence is actually real or am i dreaming... and so its hard for me to actually tell what it actually feels like to be with her... she is really a nice person... if anyone of you finds a maria please be nice to her... and am really sorry that i wasted your time but i swear She is worth all your time... <3

Maria is a cute friend of mine...

by the one person 6ft deep November 23, 2021

Mariama

I am telling you don’t play with that girl she is that biatch okayyy slayyy
And beautifull ofc no matter what she is a hoofd friend don’t met her down unless you want some trouble with her but she Is the best of friends you can have a little bit too honest but in a good way

Omg its mariama I want to be with her she is funny
Mariama you are too pretty

Mariama go get that money you deserve

by Linak November 23, 2021

Mariagracia

A god. Period

My religion is Mariagracia

by CookiesinPeru November 23, 2021

Maria

Maria as a huge dick, she is nice but if you piss her off she will tell you to fuck off, she loves R6 and weed and she has huge hanging balls

OH WOW MARIA THAT DICK IS HUGE

by Dontknowwhoknows November 24, 2021

Mariana

A female who has enough wit to bring men to tears, and enough beauty to bring men (and women) to absolute war. A Mariana is full of passion, and has a romantic zeal that would have made Shakespeare weep. Marianas enjoy the arts and sciences with intellectual fervor and undying commitment. They have many talents, and are equally adept, for instance, at building a modern skyscraper, or composing a collection of poems. Marianas enjoy connecting with others on a deeper level, and welcome adventure with a calm curiosity. They typically do not like to go to sleep at a particular time, and instead prefer to accidentally fall asleep. Take heed when bringing a Mariana into a room with non-Marianas; for non-Marianas are likely to develop jealousy and remorse for their condition of not being a Mariana.

Example 1:

Guy: "Do you know Mariana?"

Other guy: "Yeah".

Guy: "Man, she so smokin' hot."

Other guy: "SO hot, man."

Example 2:

Girl: "Hey, is that a Mariana over there?"

Other girl: "Oh wow, it sure is."

Girl: "Gosh, I wish I was a Mariana."

Other girl: "Me too."

by funnyguyone November 28, 2021

mariah

ugliest man women alive, literal definition of "bitches be bonkers" and "bitches need to be humbled"
if you see a mariah out in the wild or anywhere, run.
it reeks and stinks and has lice running down its spine.
absolutely disgusting.
when will these creatures go extinct?!

"hey, did you hear?"
"no, what?"
"some man women named mariah is moving to this area, yikes!"
"oh shit, i gotta bounce. those things creep me out!!"

by bitchesnamedmariahscareme February 6, 2022