This is a
definition of the "Main Line", a line of suburbs right outside of
Philadelphia. First, all the little white boys think that they are gang members and go biking around the neighborhood that they call the "streets" or the "hood". No, just no. The rich main line moms are fucking
annoying and act like their kids a miracle children sent from
heaven but little do they know that they all JUUL and smoke whatever shit they are doing at frickin bar mitzvahs. There are many public schools, and some private schools. The kids, oh the kids, are fucking donkeys. With Wiggas, JAPS, kids that could possibly shoot up their school in the future, and stoners, the main line kids can not get any worse. DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT go to Suburban
Square, if you want to stay away from these pieces of donkey shit kids. Overall, no hate on the mainline(my hometown yo),but It is a sack of
balls that is consumed with snobby ass kids who will die because their juuls killed them. . It is a fucking void that you will find yourself forever empty in there because everyone is jewish and u feel left out because your not jewish and its the trend to be jewish and have a fun mar mitzvah where your friends give speeches for you :(.
ben rosenberg from the main line: yo yo yo gang gang all on that gang shit my homie lets
go bike to suburban
square yo
jack goldstein: sounds like a good idea my brotha but I got some shit to do
ben rosenberg: what u gotta do
jack goldstein : I got
piano practice
ben rosenberg: aww damn aint that a bitch
