lincolnite

A term used by butthurt confederates to refer to a person who objects to the "Lost Cause" myth regardless of whether they support Lincoln or not.

Neckbeard confederate: "Did the North invade the South in 1861 because of slavery?"
American: "No, they wanted to preserve the Union, but sl-"
Neckbeard confederate: "CHECKMATE, LINCOLNITES!!!!1!"

by kingofthecrimson January 9, 2021

Loncoln

A blonde-haired man who eats a lot but never gains weight. He enjoys wrestling and often play horror games. He wishes to have a girlfriend, but we all know that will never happen.

Person 1: Imagine not having a girlfriend, lol, you’re a a Loncoln.
Person 2: *cries*

by localairdropper October 23, 2022

Abe Lincon

This happens when a man shoots his cum on the girls face, letting it run down her chin. Then he throws his pubic hair on her chin, creating the beard.

Steve-" Hey John, I just gave your sister the Abe Lincon!"

John- " Thats messed up man. I was wondering why she was using my razor this morning."

by B0H1CA July 28, 2009

Lincolns

Five dollar bills

All I get is lincolns for allowance

by Fresh-L December 6, 2003

Yummy Lincony

A Lincony is essentially an Abe Lincoln Pony. It is similiar to a centaur other than the fact that a Lincony has the body of a Pony and the head of our very own 16th President: Top Hat, Honest Abe, and All. The adjective "yummy" is added because the Lincony has the allure of a delicious meal.

I must have been hallucinating on mind-altering drugs because I could have sworn I just saw a Yummy Lincony!

by Julius Eagon January 6, 2009

lincolned

Getting unexpectedly hit in the back of the head

Mike got lincolned by a Frisbee.

by Fritopia March 17, 2009

abraham lincon

when a person shaves off there own genital hair and glues it to a person chin (trying to resemble abrahams beard) using semen.

Samantha: whats all this hair on my face.
Bob: You got Abraham Linconed Bitch
Samantha: Ill fucking kill you.

by Todd Bennison October 9, 2006