When you can't be arsed to use the sink and you roll to the edge of the bed and bash your meat till you dribble man porridge on the floor.
by Tone Leigh January 13, 2023
by asheville September 20, 2021
A ultra lazy person who sleeps, eats and plays video games in one place, sleeps a a lot and in genral can not be forced to any physical activity.
-Have you seen Steven today in school?
-No, he has been playing Smite all night.
-Man, he really is a Lazy Damian.
-No, he has been playing Smite all night.
-Man, he really is a Lazy Damian.
by Basementdweelrsquared February 13, 2017
Sally was disappointed by her date's multiple lazy compliments.
"Your middle is one of my tops, babe."
"Your middle is one of my tops, babe."
by hbat66 September 26, 2009
When a person seems to have fallen off the face of the earth because they haven't posted in a fairly long period of time.
by Benedict Cumberbach December 08, 2013
Your partner is lazy with their affections, actions, or refuse to do stuff for themselves while having the other partner do it for them.
1: I don't know, man. He's not doing anything with me and when we do hang out, he just asks me to get him stuff.
2: Oh, I see. He's got love laziness.
2: Oh, I see. He's got love laziness.
by Bluejones December 10, 2022
by dynamite blowfish March 01, 2014