Lazy salad

When someone jerks using a tissue and forgets to throw it away

He forgot to throw away his tissue, he made a lazy salad

by Macadamias February 2, 2015

lazy left

A lazily preformed handjob with your less dominant hand (most likely the left one)

"I couldn't be bothered last night, so I just gave John a lazy left"

by Shakeyshakey September 28, 2015

lazy suzanne

A chic Lazy Susan

Guy: hey nice lazy Susan
Girl: that's actually a lazy Suzanne, it's chic.

by Webstersdictionarydotcom October 11, 2015

Lazy kitty

When a girl just lays with her legs spread just waiting for sex.

Jane was just a lazy kitty when her boyfriend wanted sex.

by Pmdono August 12, 2016

Laziness

The feeling people get when asked to do a specific task or activity. Most common within the names Vanessa and Juan. Ranges from all ages and even animals experience this

My laziness is very high.

by nameless_x September 14, 2016

Lazy Russian

One part Vodka, one part Cafe Mocha, one part Whipping Cream (milk, if extra lazy)

Man: Sorry, I never showed up with the Bailey's.

Awesome She God: It's cool. We made Lazy Russians.

by CristinaAndMariaToscanoLikeBBC February 29, 2016

Shave lazy

An individual, regardless of sex who avoids shaving or trimming their hair in areas that regular upkeep is considered appropriate if not essential by social norms or personal hygiene standards.

Everything was going great until I put that ring on her finger, before I knew It she was thirty pounds heavier, shave lazy and had chronic migraines.

It's not really a beard I'm just shave lazy.

by Ender3030 December 5, 2016