Murphy's Law

What can go wrong, will go wrong.

If you drop buttered toast, it will always land butter side down... Murphy's Law

by Dalby's fan December 2, 2009

Parkinson's law

Parkinson's law is an administrative principle that states that work tends to expand in relation to the time available for its completion. From C. Northcote Parkinson, a professor of the University of Malaysia, who first wrote of this law. While Parkinson, like Laurence J. Peter, apparently wrote his book as a satire on administration, unfortunately it turned out to be true.

It's a sad rule of corporations, and universities are not exempt, that the administrative apparatus tends to expand with time. Unfortunately, this is accompanied by stasis in what is accomplished. Parkinson's law holds true.

by eViL pOp TaRt September 9, 2005

Pope Law

A bretheren of lifelong friends who gather to party and have an overall fun time. During these gatherings whenever a drinking rule is proposed the entire group in attendence will make it law via a ritualistic clinky.

Know the scriptures. POPE LAW. *Clink*

by archbishop tommy November 7, 2007

Jan's Law

A postulate coined by a man named Jan, which states that "If all men are perverted, then all women must be sluttish."

Woman: "What a pervert. Just like every other man."

Man: "So I guess your admitting that you're a slut then."
Woman: "Why?"
Man: "According to Jan's Law, if all men are perverted, then al women must be sluttish."

by +*+*+ April 9, 2010

The Law of Niggers

The Law of Niggers clearly states that the "Nigger" in every black person will show sooner or later.

Tiger Woods is a pure example of "The Law of Niggers"

by CollegeProfUCLA December 15, 2009

Perez's Law

Perez's law is the inverse of Moore's law. It states: "the stock price any company that Antonio Perez is CEO of, will drop by half every 18 months."

The effect of Perez's Law on Kodak's stock price

$30 2007 beginning
$15 2008 middle
$5 2010 end
$2.50 2011 middle
$1.25 2012 end
.75 2014 middle

by Enormous rooster July 20, 2011

Rhymestine's Law

Paragraph(s) used to discredit Derek Carr slander, often used to prove why he is a top ten NFL quarterback.

You think Matthew Stafford and Kyler Murray are better than Derek Carr? Let me show you Rhymestine's Law.

by JPA Footballl May 5, 2021