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Julian

A friend who you can say weird shit to, they're weird, humorous , attractive, hella juicy, and a good ol' pal.

but beware what they say
Julian is so funny he literally made a voice impression of shrek!
by bliffoff3484 April 19, 2023
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Julian Casablancas

Julian Casablancas is the male half of God, and is already taken by the female half of God (ahem ladies) like forever ago. He is known to the general public as an amazing musician and singer, though some paint him as a spoiled rockstar. He is very clever and leaves clues for people hinting at his "secret identity" and the agony of our "imprisonment." I know him to be well versed in telepathy, possession and foresight. Currently awaiting impending apocalypse (less than 3 months) have fun yall.
I wish I knew that Julian Casablancas was God before I talked all that shit about him and heaped an eternity of embarassment upon myself 😉
by little habibi May 7, 2018
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Julian Shift

A change in a teenage male's life when he decides to to stop playing videogames, usually followed by a sudden ability to socialize.
That kid just underwent a Julian Shift and now all his friends want to to play him Xbox again, despite the fact that they were dicks to him.
by No Longer Funny Hitler November 6, 2011
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Julian

Me I am Julian
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Julian

Your bitch asshole friend who says things just to start arguments. He is a dumb mother fucker who will complain about how he gets bullied all the time. After he is done complaining he will make fun of your friend for being Jewish.
Julian has got to be the dumbest, meanest, ugliest friend that I have.
by LiterallyJustCullen October 16, 2022
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Julian

Finder of emerging patterns, breaker of wrists and user of a bountiful lexicon.
Hi, I'm Julian otherwise known as Julienne carrots. Today I shall have a few bevvies and try ride a skateboard in my twilight years to feel young again. Whoopsy-daisy, I fell over. Oh deary, now my wrist is broken - send help!
by Professor Samrai December 23, 2021
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Julian

A tall gay dumbass. The sole perpetrator of the armenian genocide.
wow, Julian’s still in prison for war crimes?
by misosoupy May 14, 2022
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