A friend who you can say weird shit to, they're weird, humorous , attractive, hella juicy, and a good ol' pal.
but beware what they say
but beware what they say
by bliffoff3484 April 19, 2023

Julian Casablancas is the male half of God, and is already taken by the female half of God (ahem ladies) like forever ago. He is known to the general public as an amazing musician and singer, though some paint him as a spoiled rockstar. He is very clever and leaves clues for people hinting at his "secret identity" and the agony of our "imprisonment." I know him to be well versed in telepathy, possession and foresight. Currently awaiting impending apocalypse (less than 3 months) have fun yall.
I wish I knew that Julian Casablancas was God before I talked all that shit about him and heaped an eternity of embarassment upon myself 😉
by little habibi May 7, 2018

A change in a teenage male's life when he decides to to stop playing videogames, usually followed by a sudden ability to socialize.
That kid just underwent a Julian Shift and now all his friends want to to play him Xbox again, despite the fact that they were dicks to him.
by No Longer Funny Hitler November 6, 2011

Your bitch asshole friend who says things just to start arguments. He is a dumb mother fucker who will complain about how he gets bullied all the time. After he is done complaining he will make fun of your friend for being Jewish.
by LiterallyJustCullen October 16, 2022

Hi, I'm Julian otherwise known as Julienne carrots. Today I shall have a few bevvies and try ride a skateboard in my twilight years to feel young again. Whoopsy-daisy, I fell over. Oh deary, now my wrist is broken - send help!
by Professor Samrai December 23, 2021

by misosoupy May 14, 2022
