Monkey Jon

Monkey Jon is a verb for when you lather/bathe an old person in oil and push them down a hill at top speeds.

Old Man Parkisnsons was Monkey Jon'd by some school kids last week. Now he's in the hospital with multiple broken bones and a concussion.

by NateDog23 March 19, 2021

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jons mum

a beach whale flat on its back with a cunt the size of Buckingham palace

Jons mum is waiting for you

by Jonsmum February 11, 2014

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Jon's Turtle

Its simply everything that is in Jon's room.

Chey: Is that Jon's sister?

Aly: Nah, that's Jon's turtle.

by CaptainPancakes June 28, 2012

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Jon

When a Chinese dude asks you what math you're good at, so you slap him with semen and run away like Brus Lee.

The other day I was with a guy who said he was an airline pilot so I pulled a Jon

by Dirty Burkhart April 14, 2025

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a person who is slightly brown and has a tendency of stealing t.v's. Hobbies generally include whale and/or shwamper hunting. Most people tend to clap when is in the general area as it a funny metaphor for his medical record.

He's definitely The Jon-a-thon

by TheSancho December 30, 2010

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Jon Gilliam

jon gilliam is the modern rambo. Ryan is his sidekick. He runs around naked in football cleats with his big maltball nipples, screaming, "Get off my shit!" In his crappy apartments with his fat ass mom who's got a bearded clam when she walks, "Squishy, Squishy."

Jon Gilliam is rambo, and a quim.

by Tony Tuthill November 10, 2008

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