Jon G Boi

Jon G Boi is a typical name given to a “chink” whit the name of Jon. He is typically found working in cats food after getting fired from other jobs, and is not a very hard worker.

Jon G Boi: Man I love being a chink working at Wendy’s!
You: why did you steal from your old place of work?
Jon G Boi: Shhhhhhh

by Super Cash Money November 15, 2018

Jon Andreas

English teacher that is identified as a yappatron 4000.

Jon Andreas. "Today class, we are going to talk about democracy"
Proceeds to talk about relationships and how they are connected to democracy and never explains what democracy is

Arkan: "Jon Andreas is always yapping"
Amor: "Yeah, I've heard he identifies as a yappatron 4000"

by bombarompaclart January 25, 2024

Potato Jon

A term for a dingus that looked up some weird phrase that his friend Mat Wood asked him to look up.

Jonathan, you're such a Potato Jon.

by Matato May 9, 2022

Jon

Jon skips date day.
Jon ghosts the phone calls.
Don't be like Jon.

Fuck sake! He if he Jon's me one more time, we are done.

by Dontbejon October 27, 2022

Jon

A niglet with a bigger dick than raan.

"Do you remember that little niglet raan? His dad jon is also a niglet, but his dick is way longer."

by Alex. Hamilton September 22, 2025

Jon

A codeword for a quick fap session or masturbating

"hey imma go Jon real quick brb"
" I can't be very explicit now, but I was *jonning* about 20 mins ago that's why I didn't pick your call up"

by Amoeba2021 July 14, 2020

Tavak/Jon Ponds

The worst human being you have ever come across, they shower in cooking oil, they beg for helper, and cry when you give nix console access on infinity earth.

I do not want to talk to tavak/jon ponds, they are so annoying!

by Solus_OS January 22, 2022