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Jon Bon Bow Jump

When a prolific writer gets computer elbow, often referred to as tennis elbow, and then it happens in the other elbow. This sometimes chronic condition receives its name from the rock star Bon Jovi because the elbows are the fringe of the body and like Bon Jovi in a fringe jacket, 'bow pain can jump and have you Livin' on a Prayer.
Damn, my right tennis elbow was hurt so bad but now my left one is killing me. Must've been a Jon Bon Bow Jump!
by CousinofCalliope January 23, 2019
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Jon Jones

Is a foot taller than everyone he fights and is broader than everyone. Jordan, you just don't want women to lose to men. You want you to be better than me and you want that to mean that your piece of shit wife and slut of a daughter are better than me by extentsion. You are not that. None of the things you are saying are true. Empathy isn't being weaponized against you. You are doing half of the empathy and then instead of doing the other half you are crying like a bitch repeatedly. You ARE (however) deliberately choosing people who's stories are similar (if they are true at all) and the people around me ARE IN FACT making reference to the things I do in private in a way that mirrors the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia.
Hym "Jordan these trannies are not even undefeated in the sports they occupy. If the competitive advantage they have do no exceed the advantage Jon Jones has over his light heavyweight opponents? Someone else is going to pay the price for you doing this to me and that will only be because I can't get to you myself. You need to accept that you are wrong Jordan."
by Hym Iam December 12, 2024
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Jon

Jon is god. Jon created all. Jon is seen as a monkey to the blind eye. He may be a piece of paper but jon see's everything.

Jon may sometimes control his relatives to enacted his wanting. Such reletives are Jamie and bobby jon.

Praise Jon today. If you join the Jon religion praise Jon and don't insult him. Every Wednesday is Jonday as that's the day Jon was born
Speaker 1: today's Jonday
Speaker 2: yes we all love Jon

Speaker 1: praise the monkey God
by anonymous March 24, 2022
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Jon's Turtle

Its simply everything that is in Jon's room.
Chey: Is that Jon's sister?

Aly: Nah, that's Jon's turtle.
by CaptainPancakes June 28, 2012
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JON

he is a ranga
"do you know jon?"
"he he that ranga"
"ya, thats him."
by jonlikesmen October 6, 2022
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Jon sturtz

A really kind person very funny person an extreme sex magnet and gets all the girls
by Fortnite1234 April 15, 2021
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Monkey Jon

Monkey Jon is a verb for when you lather/bathe an old person in oil and push them down a hill at top speeds.
Old Man Parkisnsons was Monkey Jon'd by some school kids last week. Now he's in the hospital with multiple broken bones and a concussion.
by NateDog23 March 19, 2021
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