A crispy johnson

A sunburned penis
Brad spent to much time in the tanning booth before Coachella and came out with a crispy johnson.
by DopeP0pe July 12, 2018
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Nigron Johnson

Everyone on Earth was white until Nigron Johnson was born
by Doodar Poonjabi August 04, 2022
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Lumpy Johnson

Multple brown nuggets left on a fat Johnson after anal sex
by gatomontez April 12, 2019
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Casey Johnson

Huge simp bitch. Will go above and beyond for girls especially for ones who do not want him. Micropenis.
Friend: Hey wanna hang out?
Casey Johnson: Can’t. I have plans to be a huge simp bitch tonight.
by Cockzilla69420 October 03, 2020
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Boris Johnson

meaning or hinting toward being exempt from rules, common courtesy, or such person's own laws that they put in place themselves
I probably shouldn't take aa suitcase full of booze into work tomorrow, but Boris Johnson did it, so clearly it's ok!
by jpdfive June 14, 2022
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Boris Johnson

Full name: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

An absolute idiot who’s slightly better than Donald Trump. He can’t follow his own rules however and was the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland from 2019 to 2022 when everyone in his cabinet resigned for allowing sexual assaulter Chris Pincher into his Cabinet
Teacher: Is using their phone in class
Student: You Boris Johnson!
by CatRyBou August 20, 2023
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Weeaboo Johnson

This is just another way to call someone a Weeaboo. Can be shortened to WJ .
Look at Weeaboo Johnson, back at it again with the Naruto running.
by Bishielover16 December 06, 2017
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