Asshole from New York: haha new jersey is just jughandles and potholes
Me: um we're the second best state so i would shut the fuck up
Me: um we're the second best state so i would shut the fuck up
by idontreallyknowanymore January 20, 2019
Get the New Jerseymug. A signature shirt and/or jersey, preferably comfortable, that is worn every time one commences in the act of drinking alcohol.
by The Real Superman91 October 8, 2010
Get the Drinking Jerseymug. A state that is 40% rich and 60% ghetto. U got ur places like holmdell, Monroe and the other nice towns then u got Patterson, Elizabeth, and worst off all Newark. And no one in Newark actually says newark. It's nork. No w involved. When u walk into Nora u automatically hear the welcoming sounds of gunshots, you see the diversity. Crack dealers, pot dealers, some other drug you have never heard of... Our property tax is higher than me after I drop two tabs of lsd. We also get kind of a bad wrap. Not all of us are those Imbread animal like peices of garbage u see on the jersey shore. Most of our pizzas are garbage which is ironic bc we our known for our tomatoes. and don't forget....."it's a joisy thing"
” new jersey ain't shit..."
"Walks into the ghetto and gets shot up more than the dope feins in Toms River”
"Walks into the ghetto and gets shot up more than the dope feins in Toms River”
by Ace 732 April 3, 2017
Get the New Jerseymug. to make a left turn as soon as the light turns green, cutting off a person moving forward in the opposite direction. specifically in new jersey.
by 84u65098279032 April 7, 2009
Get the jersey scootmug. I’ve lived here a long ass time. Pretty chill. People are kinda rude, but it’s whatever. Cheese fries are the shit, and bagels buss. We can’t drive slow for shit, we’re always driving fast for no reason. We have gun problems, but just don’t be dumb and provoke a nigga at night by yourself, and you’ll be fine.
Person 1: Yo, you live in New Jersey, right?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: You think y’all better than New York, right?
Person 2: Nah, nobody here really cares or talks about New York. Yeah, we might get some of our slang from them, but we don’t think we’re better.
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: You think y’all better than New York, right?
Person 2: Nah, nobody here really cares or talks about New York. Yeah, we might get some of our slang from them, but we don’t think we’re better.
by thebitchwhokills March 30, 2021
Get the New Jerseymug. A big ass jersey company that somehow has 2 million followers on Instagram and sells jerseys for a reasonable price
by Jeremy dan August 4, 2018
Get the Jersey Champsmug. by sammiejay33 September 6, 2017
Get the hoe jerseymug.