jelly slammer

When you're jizzing and simultaneously slapping your dick against something.

My orgasm was so intense that I had to give myself a jelly slammer.

by nearlyaperson January 9, 2017

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Milky Jelly

A slang term for semen, because of its milky jelly-like consistency.

“Yeah bro, shoot that milky jelly all over my face.”

“I wanna blow my milky jelly all over your tits.”

“Rub that milky jelly all over your face, girl.”

by cmoneyrules February 23, 2020

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Jelly Snorf

Snorting your own or someone else's semen out of someone's butt hole after anal sex.

Male 1: Did you hear that Lance did a jelly snorf out of his boyfriend?
Male 2: Yeah, it wasn't even his own load either.

by Chevy Mustang April 14, 2020

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jelly cutter

When you're fucking a girl with a half chub, because of heavy drug use.

How was it with that girl last night? I went in with a jelly cutter and couldn't get off, it was aight.

by Smashin ass with class 85 June 4, 2018

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jelly mustard

why did you want to see this. THIS IS WHY YOUR DAD LEFT

jelly mustard is gross dont eat it

by Pro gamer3802 February 15, 2023

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Piss Jelly

The congealed substance normally found on toilet bowls and surrounding floor areas, normally occurs 2 years after last bleaching. Not to be confused with jelly and ice cream

I just wiped my arse and got piss jelly up my hand!

by Wivverswwww22 May 19, 2016

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