itchy itchies

When you lay in bed for too long and your body is so restless it starts to itch in random places.

Rachel laid in bed staring at the ceiling for so long, she developed the itchy itchies on her face, then her arm, then the bottom of her foot.

by Rachhh53 February 14, 2015

Itchy Side Taint

When the crack between your right/left testicle and taint gets really itchy

Guy#1 I have a rash on my side taint its really itchy.
Guy #2 Well you better scratch your itchy side taint then.

by Idisownbikesnobs May 12, 2015

Itchy Compensation

Mascaping your pubic hair into a penis larger than his own

He could't get hard, so all I got was some itchy compensation.

by afackingfuggot April 27, 2016

itchyassitis

The terrible itching and/or burning sensation between the cheeks of your ass from working in extreme heat, in wet clothes, or from not wiping your ass good enough. In other words, give it a second wipe.

It was so hot at work, I had itchyassitis all night and bumburn this morning!

by Hipstr67 May 12, 2016

itchy breast

Your going to get lucky tonight!! Or you have cancer

My itchy breast might be cancer!

by Titsmcgee MD May 13, 2016

itchy biscuit

another phrase for itchy balls or fanny.

I have a really itchy biscuit.

by rad95 August 3, 2016

itchy biscuit

another phrase for itchy balls or fanny.

I have a really itchy biscuit.

by rad95 August 3, 2016