COOKIE monster

Undoubtedly the BEST character on sesame street! The super cool dude with a great taste in food! I loved sesame street and it was all his doing! Fuck elmo! He sucks! What is everyones obsession with elmo? The cookie monster OWNS elmo. Elmo can go rot in hell!

"C is for Cookie!"
"It's all about the cookie, mmm, the cookie, yeah, the cookie!"

by Eleanor April 10, 2005

wolf cookies

Trash talking; a prelude to getting into a fight.

Man, Raymond rolled up on me and started selling wolf cookies and I was about to break my foot off in his ass!

by KDaddy923 September 14, 2006

soft cookie

a game which that involves masturbating in a group (circle jerk) over a cookie. The first person to blast jizz onto the cookie wins. The last person to blow their load eats the cookie, hence, soft cookie.

You lost faggot now eat that damn cookie.

Dude you better stroke harder or you will be eating that soft cookie.

Damn DK, you sure gobbled that soft cookie down.

by Gorby February 11, 2005

Cookie Monster

the blue muppet from sesame street
that throws mass quanitys of cookies at his face in an attempt to eat them

mmm im hungry i want to go cookie monster style and gobble cookies

by Kregg October 18, 2003

fortune cookie

A wierd looking, but somehow tasty, snack u get at a chinese resturaunt after ur meal, that whatever it says on there, you should add "in bed" at the very end of it

me:"hey mom, whats your fortune cookie say?"
mom:"you will live life a happy man....in bed"
me:"OMG LOL"
(this really happened! But I had to add the "in bed" part to make it go along with the definition)

by Ryuman757 May 17, 2008

spoogie cookie

When a group of guys masterbate, aiming for a cookie. The guy who misses by the greatest distance must eat it (popularized by Jon Rompf, cookie lover). See spoogie.

Let's play a round of spoogie cookie. Jon's hungry.

by kelly crawford July 14, 2004

seafairy cookie

a hot lesbian with a noice fukin sword
moonlight is her honeyboo
peppermint cookie is there child

i want seafairy cookie to splash me down with a wave, stab me with her sword, the step on my dead fucking corpse while i grieve

by Axeolotl August 30, 2018