short end of the stick

to get the short end of the stick is to suffer the bad effects of a situation.
Good Samaritan laws exist so that people who have a desire to help don't wind up getting the short end of the stick.

I really suck at writing about myself, so in application processes that require personal statements, I really get the short end of the stick.
by ssnickerer July 11, 2008
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September That Never Ended

In days long past, the Internet was a new and marvelous thing. The web was new and shiny, but most of the real action was in irc and usenet.

Every September, a whole new batch of college students would have access to the Internet for the first time, and the signal to noise ratio would absolutely go to shit. By the end of September, things usually returned to normal, and Usenet was useful again.

In 1993, September never ended. AOL connected its entire userbase to the Internet, and things never went back to normal. Before 9/93, there was (almost) no spam, being tricked into view a goatse.cx-type image was unlikely at best, and porn was free in the alt.binaries.erotica.* newsgroups, with nobody trying to extort a credit-card number.

We still live in the September that never ended.
The internet sucks now. It was a lot better before the September that never ended.
by danarak August 28, 2007
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something that gives you hope for the future after a long and difficult period.
It's been a hard few months,but we are finally beginning to see the light at the end of the tunnel.
by Pedram gh August 08, 2010
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shitty end of the stick

Phrase used to describe bad luck or victimization.
They were reorganizing our department and I got the shitty end of the stick.
by The Demon Prince October 16, 2006
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double ended dildo

A dildo that has two ends used for simultaneous sexual pleasure. Can be used for both vaginal or anal penetration. Used between 2 vaginas, 2 asses and 1 vagina and 1 ass.
Sex is the best between two girls with a double ended dildo. Otherwise, its not complete or fair.
by HornySexLover October 10, 2007
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End of the world option

A person you have no interest in and would only consider being intimate with if it was the end of the world and there was no one else left.
Oh hellllll no, there’s no way I’d smash Taylor unless the world was ending. She’s an end of the world option for damnnnnn sure.
by Kendy3000 June 28, 2020
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Front-End Alignment

When a woman's boobs aren't aligning in her bra properly so she has to adjust them.
"This bra is fitting me weird...FRONT-END ALIGNMENT!!!"
by Strabismus April 14, 2010
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