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Walmart Internet

Internet that is sub par or Shitty as the kids say. Your internet will probably not be working when you're trying to watch internet porn or play the newest installment of Call of Duty.
Guy 1: Hey Fuckin hurry your ass up and get in our game
Guy 2: Sorry my internet sucks
Guy 1: THATS CUZ YOU HAVE WALMART INTERNET
by Killzonebear September 24, 2014
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Internet Whiteout

The state you reach during web surfing when anything you look at becomes bland and just like everything else you've looked at. Even music playing in the background gets tuned out.
"man i was so bored all i did was read comics online, eventually it all turned into an internet whiteout"

"I watched so many funny cat video's today they all started to mix together in my mind"
"That's internet wightout man"
by Jazz Hammerhands December 24, 2008
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Internet Surfer

Beautiful internet person you fall in love with based off of social media. Will probably never create a real meaningful relationship with then
Found a new internet surfer on Instagram today, way out of my league
by Horizontal Time Machine October 24, 2022
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Internet Day

An internet day is a day on which you can use the internet.

For most people, every day is an internet day, so the term is useless. However, when you cannot afford a monthly internet subscription, and you have to buy internet on a day by day basis, the term takes on a whole new meaning.
Flatmate 1: Oh did you hear about .....?
Flatmate 2: No?
Flatmate 1: Google it.

Flatmate 2: It's not an internet day...

Flatmate 1: Internet Day?
Flatmate 2: INTERNET DAY, YES MATE.
by OhTheDamageIsDone March 4, 2011
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Internet explorer

The route to hell used to install a browser,
I was using internet explorer, its this piece of crap I had to use to install Firefox from
by Lemmondoggy April 4, 2016
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internet hiccup

When a website is available to some internet surfers on different ISP's while not being available on others.
Can you view the website "www.google.com"?
No, I can't, but you can for some reason.
Must be an Internet Hiccup.
by Rob Butler July 8, 2007
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Internet ADD

When you initially go on the internet to do something important, but 5 minutes later you find yourself on a random website like urban dictionary wasting so much friggin' time.
Guy 1: "Hey man, did you finish writing up those papers?"
Guy 2: "Huh, yeah yeah I will right after 1 more cat video."
Guy 1: "Ugh, you have Internet ADD."
by pleasepickmehiloveyou December 15, 2013
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