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hat trick

Giving a girl 3 orgasms in on session
Last night was unreal.... John fucked the shit out of me.... gave me a hat trick!
by johnnyb3good November 29, 2016
mugGet the hat trickmug.

fishes hat

the interior state of a womans genitalia when considerably aroused. Far damper than an Otter's Pocket.
She was as wet as a fishes hat
by RobbieW August 5, 2006
mugGet the fishes hatmug.

Yoda hat

One or two squares of tissue paper carefully folded around the male genital area. Made to look like the head of Yoda. Originally used to prevent injuries such as cuts or burns. But later used as a way from preventing an erection, due to its odd looking shape. Effectively becoming a hornyness party pooper.

The first Yoda hat was originally made in October, 2012 in Misawa City, Aomori prefecture, Japan. The hat was heavily influenced by the rich Origami history of this country.

The hat was made by a japanese girl for her mexican boyfriend.
Mexican bf: I am so hot for you right now... i want to lick your nipples.

Japanese gf: (japanese accent) oh, is my baby horny?

Mexican bf: mhmm, i want to pull you next to me and bite your neck.

Japanese gf: I have stuff to do. let me get the Yoda hat.

Mexican bf: you are a party pooper to my hornyness.
by Ulrich Maximus November 3, 2012
mugGet the Yoda hatmug.

weinie hat

Referring to your son's forskin with what feels more appropriate so he doesn't start saying forskin.
You can refer to an uncircumcised little boy's penis by saying it has a weinie hat because saying forskin is gross.
by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019
mugGet the weinie hatmug.

Lotion Hats

The original Lotion Hat occured around 1999 in Grand Terrace, California. A lotion hat is a festive hat that happens when a friend passes out after heavy drinking and a generous amount of lotion is applied on to the head. You may also substitue lotion with almost any thing else such as ketchup, mustard, any kind of salad dressing, pudding, mayonase, and or hot sauce. But remeber if ketchup is applied it is not a lotion hat it is a ketchup hat, mustard equals mustard hat, etc.
Damn i cant believe i got lotion hats last night!

Dude you got lotion hats, what a bitch.

I hate lotion hats!
by Carlos R. Gomez V. June 2, 2004
mugGet the Lotion Hatsmug.

Ass-Hat

Any hat with MAGA or Make America Great Again on it. Usually colored red but does come in other colors.
Look he has a new Ass-Hat.
by hcalfield1 January 20, 2019
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Hat-Trick

A shit that requires 3 flushes to account for the waste.
I had to pull a hat-trick because of those spicy enchiladas.
by TwoPiece November 14, 2016
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