The SeaShepards Of Bath Salts include When whale whores and bath salts mate from bad pocket watches, broken dreams and bad whale blubber. When cooked in a dark arts caldron the overflow of hypnosis has a foul stench and a over burden of incest. The Captain is mom made with a slight hit of her brother and a hum from her uncle.
" The SeaSheperd Of Bath Salts have a strong pokerface yet drop to there knees when Lady GaGa comes calling."
by RotaryWorx March 29, 2019
Get the The SeaSheperd Of Bath Saltsmug. by Katedog May 15, 2016
Get the bath time babymug. When you're chilled to the bone, and a friend or loved one dumps their hot laundry fresh from the dryer on you. You then proceed to roll around in it.
I'm cold Joey! When the dry buzzes will you give me a hot laundry bath?
When I get home I'm gonna have Georgina give me the hottest hot laundry bath ever!
When I get home I'm gonna have Georgina give me the hottest hot laundry bath ever!
by SharkStuffer247365 December 18, 2017
Get the Hot Laundry Bathmug. I was trying to get cleaned up for the night, when my drunk wife came in and gave me a Mississippi mud bath.
by Punker1977 December 4, 2019
Get the Mississippi Mud Bathmug. When three males jack off into a rag and then give the rag to a female to bathe herself in. Soap optional, but highly discouraged.
by lil pulp December 6, 2017
Get the Albanian Bubble Bathmug. When you bone a person in a bed you peed in 2 days prior and haven't cleaned the sheets or flipped the mattress.
When Lolla awoken the next day smelling of pee and dirty sex but was not wet. she realized that she was a victim of a golden sponge bath.
by The Double D from O September 3, 2010
Get the Golden Sponge Bathmug. When someone else is in the shower, you stick your ass in and fart, then run off, trapping the smell in the shower. Works best with small showers with doors instead of curtains. Similar to the dutch oven.
by dr_munch'O'lot December 6, 2006
Get the Turkish Steam Bathmug.