ten pound pants

A pair of pants of any style: Jeans, Casual, Dress, Etc... that a person buys when they expect to lose weight. Often these pants are found, squeezed into, and purchased with the intention of losing ten pounds so that they can be comfortably worn. Often these pants are found hanging in closets for years before being scornfully donated or just thrown away in disgust.

I grabbed a pair of 36/30 ten pound pants. I'm gonna lose the weight, I swear. When I lose ten pounds I should be able to rock these.

by Sweeturkraut April 2, 2017

Deep Ten

A mysterious sexual act allegedly involving large amounts of pain, penetration, and for some strange reason, popsicles.

John's girlfriend gave him the Deep Ten a few weeks ago, and he's still walking funny.

by The_Realest_Adam May 29, 2017

Ten

The most beautiful and talented human being to ever exist.

"Do you know when Ten will have a comeback?"
"No but I hope soon sm can't keep him in their dungeon forever!"

by wdjwbzka July 3, 2017

Ten out a ten

Another way to say" well done you messed up". It is said in a sarcastic tone so that it is not heard as praise.

Lad: I fell over and spilt me waher
Girl:Ten out a ten

by TenOutATen June 7, 2016

swinging ten

An expression used to describe a male with substantial phallic endowment (a large penis, i.e. a 10-inch cock).

"how the heck is that jabroni dating that hottie?"

"No doubt he's swinging ten!"

by Willimus June 22, 2016

tech ten

An ugly fat chick that would be a 1 anywhere besides Michigan tech university

That girl was eye fucking me but nah, she's a tech ten and we ain't in the u.p.

by MSU 111 April 18, 2016

hop on tens

Going from 0-100 in a matter of seconds

Stfu or hop on tens

by Savage2118 August 7, 2016