by The Evil Fonzy December 31, 2008
A situation where you have to split the bill on the dinner, the condoms, the KY jelly, and the smokes afterwards. Usually a bad lay because you can't get the clogs off.
by jerkoff April 19, 2005
When you're having anal sex with your girlfriend after smoking a joint and as you're just about to cum you pull out, wrap it in a thin waffle, and cram it in your girlfriends mouth while you jizz down the back of her throat.
"Dude, I heard you gave Susan a Dutch Taco last night!"
"Yeah- she brought a bunch of waffles into the bedroom and I couldn't resist!"
"Yeah- she brought a bunch of waffles into the bedroom and I couldn't resist!"
by Brett Hamilton April 18, 2009
The act of farting many times under the covers then making your partner stick his or her head under the blanket.
by Astabler February 19, 2008
Bro 1: "you guys want to do a dutch windmill."
Bro 2: "No man, thats gay."
Bro 3: "its only gay if you stare while doing it."
Bro 2: "No man, thats gay."
Bro 3: "its only gay if you stare while doing it."
by spooderman February 21, 2015
The act of drying someone else's hair so vigorously that it causes scalp pain. Most often performed by parents on their unsuspecting kids.
"Get back in the house with that wet hair, you're not going out in the cold until I give you a Dutch Rub."
by Peapod Hobbit June 10, 2008
A place where basic white girls go to drink coffee because they have no friends. They get mad about boys on fortnite and they always talk about dutch bros. They definition of hipocrite
Jessica: omg rob needs to stop posting his fortnite wins
*2 hours later*
Jessica posts on Snapchat story: OMG NEW DUTCH BROS DRINK STRAWBERRY DICK SLURPER🤤
*2 hours later*
Jessica posts on Snapchat story: OMG NEW DUTCH BROS DRINK STRAWBERRY DICK SLURPER🤤
by No name boi March 20, 2018