Hooker lamp

A lamp that can be turned on by capacitive touch on any of the lamp’s surface.
Hey, you go on a date with Tiffany?

Yeah man, she had a hooker lamp on her bedside table!

Sick bro!
by Fleeble_ June 17, 2024
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Muddy Hooker

Sticking your finger in your ass, scooping out some feces and hooking your significant other in the mouth like a fish.
I can't wait to give you a muddy hooker when we get home.
by chadd33 January 22, 2022
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Horse’s hooker

A fancier term for “bullshit”. Most often used when given a very shitty set of Mayhem 3 modifiers in Borderlands 3 or being fucked out of a sesh by your parents.
V: “My parents said I can’t leave the house cause they caught me having fun for once in my life.”
S: “Horse’s hooker!”
by StewartCopelandFucks April 19, 2020
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Air Base Hooker

A prostitute, but one who acts with the greater speed, efficiency and warfighting capability one would expect from a prostitute working an installation of the United States Air Force.
Bob: Whoa, that car is really fast!
Jim: Yeah, faster than an air base hooker!
by Air Base Hooker January 18, 2019
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heavy hooker

Well bro it’s basically what little children like to call my ok friends
That’s one heavy hooker
by Add.mygmail December 14, 2017
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hooker champagne

Hooker champagne is a drink from the lovely state of Massachusetts. In which a hooker drinks strawberry soda. Or raspberry ginger ale.
Stop and shop has hooker champagne for 2 for five dollars!
by mmcclluurree.jj December 05, 2013
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Hooker Furniture

An actual furniture store/ brand...where you can purchase (among other things), a one nightstand.
That Hooker Furniture store is really high end. They have lots of bedroom options. And cater to a variety of tastes.
by Olive989 March 26, 2023
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