History Stuff

What Hilary Duff will be by the age of 21 if she doesn't step up and grow some goddamn TALENT!!!

(2009)
Matt: Lindsay Lohan and the Olsen twins are still going strong today. What ever happened to Hilary Duff?
Ryan: You mean that weak-voiced, Lizzie McGuire bitch? Man, she's history stuff.
Ashlee: I know, right? She's like "So Yesterday".
Matt & Jeff: So are you, you worthless lip-synching whore! Get outta here!

by popped cherry November 3, 2004

Canada's History

A sex act so horrible that it involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and the Stanley cup. The details are so graphic it cannot be explained here. However, it is suggested that you use the antlers as a reverse reach around. The Stanley cup might be used as a date rape drug or weapon, and the maple syrup for lube ;). STICKY, DELICOUS, LUUUUUBBBBEEE HA! HA!... lube. Now maybe put that in working order. Its should work. HA! HA! HA! lube.

Lets discusses Canada's history, in my office! HA! HA!... Brace for impact. By the way have you seen my daughter Judy? She looks absolutely nothing like you. Nothing like you, nothing at all. Nada!

by Phil Ken Sebens February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual position utilizing 3 items Moose antlers, A jug of maple syrup, and of course the Stanley cup.

It starts by Positioning the anuses of as many Canadians as there are ends on the moose antlers on said antlers, lubricated by the syrup.

Then followed by urinating into the Stanley cup and each person takes turns drinking from it and urinating into it.

Well we heard that the frat around the corner does a ritual including "Canada's History"

by Teh Weesus February 4, 2010

Canada's History

The act of pouring Maple Syrup on a female's anus and sucking it off with a straw while inserting a hockey stick into one's own rectum.

Bob: Hey, why you walking so funny eh?

Doug: I was with a girl last night and I showed her Canada's History!

Bob: Take off!

Doug: You take off, hoser.

by Dr. Canadian Historian February 4, 2010

Canada's history

Extremely kinky sex, involving saran wrap, a hot glue gun, and a chicken. A term made popular by satirical news show host Stephen Colbert.

Met a chick at a bar the other day and she said let's go back to my place and find out about 'canada's history' and I felt my pits begin to sweat.

by TaakaTaaka February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Slang term for a sexual act used by citizens of US/Canadian border states that starts with a "Mounty" (involves maple syrup, antlers, and the song O Canada) but is performed 12 different ways using items from the McKenzie Brother's "12 Days of Christmas" for each act. It is most effective when performed and smeared with cheese and beer. It usually takes a trash can the size of the Stanly Cup to clean up the mess. It's even better if you can speak French.

After visiting the "Windsor Ballet" we were all ripped and me and my girl went home and did Canada's History.

by B-Kerr February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual act, typically performed by rubbing ones feet on a man's unusually scruffy beard, while simultaneously stimulating the vagina of an opossum currently tied to a croquet bat and drenched in stinky cheese. The name is derived from the frequent use of this sexual act by the people of Canada, and its most famous instance of preventing a US-Canadian territory despute in 1846 when President James Polk performed this with Charles Metcalfe in a mutual agreement of ceasefire.

I thought she may have even been 'the one', but she left town when I asked her to do Canada's History with me last night.

by thekaji March 18, 2010