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Staircase to Heaven

When you bend over and you almost see your whole asshole.
A homeless man on a bike ride past me and I saw his staircase to heaven. im scared.
by savuren February 13, 2021
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Sons of Heaven

A term that could be used sarcastically to refer to socially powerful Chinese people, particularly those who are corrupt or who are trying to covertly influence other countries. The term can refer to CCP officials, other public figures working (openly or secretly) on behalf of the Chinese government, or even leaders of organized Chinese crime groups, etc.

It’s a reference to “Son of Heaven”, the official title formerly held by the Chinese emperor.

It would be directly analogous to the word “oligarch” used in the context of the post-Soviet world, and implies a similar level of critique. Use of the term would be helpful as it would provide a way to openly criticize Chinese influence in one’s own society without coming across as racist or Sinophobic. That’s because it doesn’t apply to all Chinese people, only the powerful and corrupt ones.
I don’t have anything against ordinary Chinese people, but the Sons of Heaven have FAR too much influence in Hollywood and Washington, D.C., and that’s a real problem.

My ex-girlfriend is from China, and she loathes the Sons of Heaven as much as I do. She’d probably be a political prisoner today if she hadn’t come to America.

I hear people are talking about a possible invasion of Taiwan. Looks like the Sons of Heaven are at it again.

The Sons of Heaven claim they have actually been doing the Tibetans and Uyghurs a favor all these years. Like I’m ever going to believe that.
by Unstable Sub-Genius January 16, 2024
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HEAVEN

HEAVEN is the Opposite of HELL ... If HELL is chaos, fire, demons, darkness, never-ending torment, and drowning in the most vile filthiness for eternity, HEAVEN is peace, clouds, angels, light, never-ending bliss, and being surrounded by the most beautiful and clean paradise ever.

Most humans are condemned.. we are liars, thieves, blasphemous, vile, wicked, idolaters to say the least ... HELL was made for the devil and his angels, but most humans are easily deceived by temptations. Even if they believe Hell and the devil exist, they still live to their rules, their pride, and their evil. This is the ultimate Matrix- humans get to choose Heaven or Hell. But the only one laughing in the end is the Devil who gets to torture masses of human souls for eternity. In Hell, humans are dog toys to demons. Whatever a demon wants to do to you, they do.

Contrast all that with Heaven. Heaven is a place of victory- it is a play of heroes. Many people in heaven died for their faith in Christ or gave up their lives to the mobs of evil people on earth. But these heroes are rewarded with eternal bliss and paradise and those dumb humans who thought they got away with tormenting others for a few years are now tormented for ever and ever.. and their tears will never stop while those in Heave God wipes away all their tears.

If souls in Hell are dog toys.. saints in Heaven are super-heroes.

Don't be a dog toy for eternity. Be a super-hero in heaven. Ask Christ to forgive you and follow Him 100.
It is either Heaven or Hell... which do you want?

If Heaven and Hell exist, why still live as if they don't?

Jesus said to one thief on the cross, "Today you will be with me in paradise."
by Keeping it 100 from Cali November 7, 2021
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Snake eyes in Heaven

The low odds of achieving something that is very lucky and wanted, but unlikely (stems from term “snake eyes”, rolling two ones on a pair of dice)
She prayed for snake eyes in Heaven as the judges totaled her score.
by DarkMacademia March 29, 2021
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Binary heavens

'Leesa downloaded it from the binary heavens.'
by Captain Ozone June 7, 2021
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all night in heaven

A version of seven minutes in heaven where instead of seven minutes are used to have sexual activities, it is all night. Half of the people playing put an item in a hat and then the half that didn't put an item in, choose an item from the hat, not knowing who put what in. Then, whichever item they chose is the person they will spend a night in heaven with ;).
"Oh yeah, I'm gonna bang her when we play all night in heaven."
by koutarou666 June 25, 2017
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by kyretb fghjye October 19, 2020
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