Ass-Hat

Any hat with MAGA or Make America Great Again on it. Usually colored red but does come in other colors.

Look he has a new Ass-Hat.

by hcalfield1 January 20, 2019

hat trick

Giving a girl 3 orgasms in on session

Last night was unreal.... John fucked the shit out of me.... gave me a hat trick!

by johnnyb3good November 29, 2016

boob hats

also known as "nipples," boob hats was coined due to the resemblance between a nipple on a breast and a tiny top hat on a head

OMG did you hear?!?! Maya got her boob hats pierced

by dicktimus prime August 19, 2020

Cat in The Hat

The Primordial God of Anarchy and Chaos

Drake: I like Boys
Kanye: የግርግር አጋንንቱን መልአክ እጠራለሁ። yegirigiri āganinituni meli’āki it’eralehu
Drake: “Oh nigga”
Cat in The Hat: Splits drake atom by atom for being a certified boy lover

by Negus of Niggopia July 14, 2022

Hat-Trick

A shit that requires 3 flushes to account for the waste.

I had to pull a hat-trick because of those spicy enchiladas.

by TwoPiece November 14, 2016

hat skillz

The ability to project power through the size/embroidery of your hat. Most applies to Military Commanders of high rank, who wear large hats.

"Dude, you see that General get that guy to jump off the cliff yelling "God Bless America!"?"

"Yeah he's got major Hat Skillz"

by cjayfla January 16, 2009

fishes hat

the interior state of a womans genitalia when considerably aroused. Far damper than an Otter's Pocket.

She was as wet as a fishes hat

by RobbieW August 5, 2006