FUCK ME, right?!

Popularized by Colleen Ballinger in her ukulele “apology” video, this expression exudes backhanded anger and frustration.

I’m an expert but FUCK ME, right?!

You don’t value me even though all I do is help you.. FUCK ME, right?!

I try so hard to do the right thing, but FUCK ME, right!?

by LingDanc803 November 21, 2023

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

this phrase is used by heather chandler from heathers. its basically when you cant find a word strong enough to describe a situation and fuck doesnt work

person a: dude have you seen timmy? i lost him at the park a few days ago and his parents are coming back tomorrow. hes the kid im babysitting
person b: no i havent seen him
person a: fuck me gently with a chainsaw

by bastard orphan son of a whore September 7, 2023

Just Fuck Me

A person, typically a girl, who wants a man to have sex with her, usually she wants hard sex.

Dylan, get it out and just fuck me!

by DefinitionsDefinitions June 25, 2022

FUCK ME THONG

A “FUCK ME THONG” IS A FUCK ME THONG

“ROCCO HAS A FUCK ME THONG”

by ROGGO April 3, 2025

Fuck me

Its either they are asking you to fuck them or they want to kill themselves for some reason.

1. “Okay just fuck me.”

2. FUCK ME! I’m so dumb!

by sodiesoda November 23, 2021

fuck me

How Gordon Ramsay says 'fuck you'

Ramsay: Where's the Wellington?
Chef: 3 minutes.
Ramsay: Ahhh...fuck me.

by Cityplace2711 July 24, 2022

Fuck Me I Am Famous

Used by David Guetta in his album of the same name

i just posted a vid on youtube, Fuck Me I Am Famous

by thefailtheory January 11, 2018