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Frosty

An adjective. Someone who is disciplined, detached, or even ruthless, can be described as frosty. It can also can refer to a philosophy or way of thinking and acting that removes emotional compulsion and impulsiveness from decision making. Frosty can also be used in a self-deprecating way, or as an excuse to do or not do something.
Her: "Hell no, you know that I'm frosty with my money."
Me: "I know that when I asked you for two dollars for a pack of gum you told me to ask my mum."
Her: "Why do you think I told you that?"

later

Me: "That bitch is frosty, she has so much money and she just never spends it."
Them: "What you mean is that she doesn't spend it on you."
Me: "Why do you think I said she was frosty?"
by moralofthestory September 9, 2023
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Frosty The Blowman

When you cram a snowball in your mouth and immediately perform fellatio.
Her mouth was so cold on my dick it felt like I was getting a Frosty The Blowman
by StopsLeaksFast December 12, 2021
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Frosty cocko

When your wieners so cold, you gotta wrap your bag around it and hold it in your hand
Hey CP whatcha holding there?

CP says “it’s so cold, I got the frosty cocko”
by Rosiecredit October 12, 2021
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Kline Frosty

The act of defecating and mixing it with ice and cool whip in a blender until smooth and serving it up to friends and family.
Ya'll want a Kline frosty for desert, I swear it tastes just like a real frosty
by ThatWightNerd August 14, 2021
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Frosty Johnson

Doing strange or foolish things in real life in order to dilute search terms for something you want to bury online.
Boris Johnson was out there frosty johnsoning again -- talking about how he likes to paint red buses. It's even more blatant than that Warner Brothers announcing a fake live-action Frosty the Snowman movie to distract from workplace harassment allegations.
by Forklift Buddy October 1, 2021
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Missouri Frosty

When you get the food crack which is a Wendy's frosty and some godless human decides to stick their dick in it.
Jeff: Why the fuck did you give me a Missouri Frosty?

Frank: I hate all things good and holy.
by darkred22 May 10, 2018
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frosties

Yo max, can’t wait to throw back some frosties after work man
by bigdawgg1824 July 2, 2021
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