shark mouth

Shark mouth is when a girl has a scary lookin mouth that reminds you of a shark.

shark mouth is often enhanced with braces and thin lips.
appears that if your dick was inserted, it could be bitten off.

dude #1: "dang man, that girl's got a bad case of the shark mouth"

dude #2: "yeah dude, it looks like your thang would be bit CLEAN OFF"

by skipster mcgee April 22, 2010

shark tale

A ridiculously fictitious telling of a story. Usually told by a g sherm of some sort. the telling of this story must occur in the least sensible of all possible settings and must annoy the listener(s) beyond all sanity. a shark tale would could be something like: "This Italian dude I chill with back home was surfing once, and he got eaten by a shark. The thing swallowed him whole up to his waist so he pulled on its gills and it spit him back out."

Oh man, that g sherm just told me the biggest shark tale. What a stupid little g sherm

by bwaller January 29, 2007

poon shark

A pick-up artist. Someone who is well adapted to hitting on women and getting sexual favors from them.

That guy gets whatever chick he wants, he's a real poon shark.

by Archonoclast January 26, 2008

sharking off

to disappear from somewhere without being noticed (cos sharks are silent)

i saw you sharking off at the party

by grandpagraffiti August 14, 2007

Typer Shark

An amazingly fun game you play to learn how to type well. Unfortunately, it kills your fingers.

"What's up with your fingers?"

"Dude, we played typer shark today."

by WelcomeToYourWorstNightmare April 24, 2010

loan shark

A group who loans out large sums of money with a huge amount of interest slapped on it; usually run by a mafia faction. If and when the recipient doesn't pay up, they proceed to kill or maim him/his family.

The loan shark cut my balls off.

by Rubee July 18, 2004

Shark punch

When you uppercut a girl's pussy out of no where like when a shark pops out of the water.

"If you dont shut up ill shark punch you bitch!"

by cale and austin February 09, 2008