Goat of football

Cristiano Ronaldo is the highest goal scorer and goat of football

Cr7 is the Goat of football

by @TheGouravJain March 26, 2021

suny maritime football

A NCAA Division 3 football team which was reformed in 2005. The team is made up of coaches who play favorites and skip the real athletes. The head coach, Coach Kendrick-Holmes is a bi-polar former Naval Academy graduate, Defensive Coordinator Vincent Digaetano is satan worshipper who doesn't know anything about football. Nothing at all, it's kind of funny if you think about how little he does know. Coach Varner is just a fat guy, and Coach Al Piascik has two facial features.

"Where do you play football?"

"Suny Maritime football.."

"Oh what division?"

"D3"

"You guys good?"

"Yeah when we play Mass Maritime"

by Conspiracy69 February 18, 2009

little green footballs

A popular political blogsite dedicated to the Israeli cause. The blog is maintained by a Charles Johnson, who is a CA web designer turned political pundit. Although Johnson himself have never used any racial slurs on his blog, the majority of the voices in the comments section are indeed very much racist.

Those who enjoy bashing Arabs and nuking Europe would certain enjoy LGF.

by ladder September 14, 2005

Football

A game where guys don spandex pants, helmets, and colorful jerseys. Men watch the sport for excitement, joy, or to appear masculine. Women watch the sport to ogle at the ass of hot, muscular, sweaty men.

Tom: Did you catch the Football game last night?
Bill : Yea it was so crazy, when #43 tackled #78 and broke his leg. They should've dropped a flag on that.
Tom : And when it went into overtime, i was on the edge of my seat.

Beth : Did you catch the game last night?
Angela : Yes! # 26 has the sexiest ass!
Beth : I know! I couldn't stop staring at #32. His muscles just turned me on...
Angela: I wish Tom looked that good....

by Albert.Einstein June 8, 2009

american football

A game that is enjoyed by over 90% of America that is not only physically demanding but also mentally challenging. It is played in many countries with different rules but still keeps the basics of the game. In the US their are 32 professional teams in the largest league known as the NFL, but their are also many smaller leagues that are being formed and that have folded over the years(AFL(Merged with the NFL), USFL, and the WFL are a few). Many of the NFL teams have bitter rivalries between 1 or 2 teams because of old games that were played over 50 years before any of the modern players were born. Some people say it is a pansy sport because the players wear helmets and pads, but they do not think about what would happen to a 210lb Quarterback if he was tackled by a 270lb Defensive end without pads(he would have a broken bone after landing on hard dirt) And others say rugby is better just because they don't wear pads but in my opinion they are both fun and challenging games that require similar skills.

Lineman: So johnny are you gonna try out for the football team this year?

Johnny: No thanks American Football is for faggots who wear pads.

Lineman: *Tackles and snaps Johnny's spine* Are pads faggoty now?

Johnny: Mommy

by Seahawks 4 Lyfe January 13, 2008

football

The best sport in the world. Football is the only sport where twenty two people move simotaniously. The official league is called the NFL.

There's an NFL game on tonight, let's watch it!

Football, the greatest sport the world has ever known.

by Prince Shadow September 23, 2007

footballer

one who enjoys football

Brittini. She loves football. To the point that she coaches junior high cheerleaders so that she can attend several games a week. And she loves Joseph Addai. She is a FOOTBALLER.

by holla holla holla holla holla January 21, 2010