florida mob 

Any large gathering of drunk or otherwise intoxicated people.

Did you go to that music festival? It was a real florida mob.

florida mob by DaBearsss July 12, 2017

florida threesome 

Being attacked by a male alligator while having sex with a female alligator.

Typically lethal.
Typically occurs in Florida to a Florida Man.

Turns out the story of Jimmy Olson being caught in a Florida Threesome when Brutus didn't like him fucking his ladies every morning is a fake. Just check {Snopes for Zoo Employee Alligator.

florida threesome by Thornbrier August 26, 2017

Florida Frito 

The act of putting a whole bag of fritos in alligator shit and eating the fritos as if the shit was guacamole.

I saw an alligator and decided to make Florida Fritos

Florida Frito by Do It For The Culture October 3, 2017

Florida Fold 

Similar to the Texas Tuck, a Florida Fold is when someone folds their muffin top into their pants.

Man, I wish Stacy would do a Florida Fold right about now. No one wants to see that.

Florida Fold by MuffinTown November 15, 2017

Florida 

America's basement. It's wet, damp and full of moss and bugs

No one like Florida unless they're 70+ years old.

Florida by Matthewtn99 November 25, 2017

Florida nosing 

Taking a life threatening amount of cocaine at one time.

I was at a party once, where I saw Jesus Florida nosing it off a urinal.

Florida nosing by Snuffy77 February 9, 2018

Florida 

A U.S. state comparable to a miniature Australia.

"Florida is like Satan's armpit"

Florida by SpoopyGayBoi May 28, 2018