Penny File

An adult, who is sexually attracted to children.

Penny Files usually recognize that their desires are not morally acceptable (outside of Australian Journalism community). These socially deviant perverts often engage a campaign of misdirection, to hide their twisted desires from even their closest friends. Penny Files will even go so far as to show attempts at adult heterosexual relations, however these typically end awkwardly. Occasionally with the women accusing the Penny File of rape...

Person 1: Julian never visits since he adopted that disabled Guatemalan boy.
Person 2: Yeah. Such a Penny File.

by b0ob October 29, 2011

cream filled chocolate covered long john

When a mand is ramming a girl up the ass and is about to ejaculate he pulls out and forces her to suck him off.

That bitch Sabrina was not happy when I gave her a cream filled chocolate covered long john.

by white guy named jacrispy March 29, 2015

crotch filet

crotch filet' is a hunky guy's 12 ounce dick.

I eat a crotch filet every time I can

by USAF Cadet August 31, 2021

filled to the rim

state of being after excessive drinking for several days in a row, usually during holiday weekends; occurs just prior to recovery week (which lasts a maximum of 3 days in length); often used in conjunction with "spillin' over"

"Man, I don't think I can make it out tonight. I think I'm still filled to the rim..."

"I can't remember what happened last night. I was straight filled to the rim and spillin' over!"

by Anne Apple July 5, 2006

Filet Minion

When you give a fat girl a Beefalo steak and then she will do anything you ask.

"I didn't think she would do that on our first date, but after I took her to dinner, she was my complete filet minion."

by Ken Kaufman January 12, 2005

filet

to act in a homosexual manner
to be homosexual
clearly acting in a flambouantly gay manner

Dude, you're such a Filet
Omg, that guys just took a picture of you, and he was such a Filet
So i went to the gay bar and it was full of Filets

by Dick Bomgardner May 13, 2008

figley

a fagget who likes dick in the bumhole/asshole and mouth and thinks girls are evil and contagious.

Your a figley kid shut up.

by Bzrkls January 24, 2014