Amish field plow

Outside you fill your partners ass with grass and leaves. You then proceed to fuck their asshole to force the foliage deeper inside. (It is recommended to get a nigger so their dick is larger and can push the grass and leaves deeper inside). Once stuffed, fill up the remaining space with more leaves and grass. Then find a cow on the farm, and present your partners ass. The cow begins to eat out of ur partners ass as you jerk off while watching.

Last night she wanted to try the Amish Field Plow. Shit made me busy so fast.

by Igggyzigggyzoggy November 6, 2022

Okie Field Day

Okie Field Day (sometimes Oklahoma Field Day)

When Oklahoma Weather shuts down the entire state! It can are caused by Tornado’s, Thunderstorms, Ice Storms, Blizzards, etc.

The News announces it’s an Okie Field Day. All State & Federal Offices shutdown. Many small businesses do as well.

1. “Hey did you hear on we’re getting an Okie Field Day?”

“I just saw it on the news! I can’t wait to stop by Wally World for a 30 Pack, then meet up at the Soft Ball Fields!”

2. I hope the blizzard hits while we’re asleep tonight! Maybe we can get an Okie Field Day tomorrow!

by Okie Cub November 6, 2022

field research

Banging a hot researcher chick in her field of research, ideally redwoods

Christina and I went out to Armstrong Woods and did some field research

by BackwardsW May 19, 2022

Good Fields

A non trivial small space of land nowhere located.
A dimensionally secluded city.
Paper town, a thousand stories spot.
My revolutional lunatic ideal was lit there.

at some point in life, everybody returns to good fields.

by lupapionerr May 20, 2022

Field goal position

When a naked woman has her legs spread so that they resemble goalposts, because she’s waiting for you to score.

Of course you didn’t hear me walk in on you guys- you had her in field goal position!

by Fratty Frat May 31, 2022

international mr fields day

december 9th is international mr fields day. mr fields is the greatest teacher of all time and if you don’t wish him a happy international mr fields day you will go to hell. we love you mr fields

”why are you being so nice to mr fields every december 9th?”

“because bro it’s international mr fields day”

by nightmaredressedlikeapegacorn December 8, 2021

Lincoln field

if u don’t know nobody or not from round there u gotta bang it , if u see niggas arguing mind yo business , u will see a whole lotta fights goin on , & it’s hella hoes so watch out u don’t wanna catch nun .

Lincoln field : mind yo business n u good .

by Taylor tae December 14, 2021