Fluntcap

A retarded cunt flap. An idiot.

Dude, look at her. She's such a fluntcap.
I know, right? What a moron.

by CaptainFluntcap September 25, 2012

Funt

The sound a woman emits while sitting on the toilet urinating and also expels body gas at the same time.

She sat sleepy eyed on the toilet and pissed and unexpectedly funted at the same time.

by billk1937 December 13, 2012

Funtabuloustastic

adj. (fʌn-tab-yuh-luhs-tas-tik)
1. The description of a subject when fun, fabulous, fantastic or funtabulous are just not enough to describe how amazing the subject of the word is.

The movie was so funtabuloustastic I shat myself in excitement!

by Milkaholic_Peanut July 2, 2012

Funtasty

Having a visually exciting, yet unusual demeanour akin to a very delicious and different taste.

The unusual blend of colour in your attire is quite funtasty

by Zwelithini February 9, 2014

Funt

when your bitch farts out of her cunt while you are affectionately licking her vagina.

"Did you really just funt in my mouth?"

by DMESH April 12, 2014

Fountain of me

An elegant form of colitis interruptus whereby the mail swiftly removed his loaded cock from his bitches pussy and proceeds to shoot his load in his ho's face whilst she try's to drink it as though it were a fountain.

Liquisha had just finished filming 16 and pregnant and was worried about future unplanned insemination so her baby daddy offered a fountain of me as an alternative to a condomless explosion of semantin her pussy.

by Sluse-Pad May 4, 2014

Funtristing

Fun and interesting

Quidditch looks really Funtristing.

by Owenbi_Wan September 4, 2015