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chest farts

When two people lay in the missionary position and create a pocket of air between their stomachs. When more pressure is applied, the air is release making a farting sound. This mostly occurs during sex or extreme make-out sessions.
Guy 1: "Dude, last night i could not stop laughing after all those chest farts while me and Amber were gettin' it on." Guy 2: "Hah, always gets ya. Damn sweaty chest farts."
by CanMan_12 February 21, 2011
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Fart Pooling

Either when a single person holds in multiple farts and one time, and decides to release. Or when multiple people hold in a fart and release.
"Man, it smells like shit when you fart pool, go one at a time from now on."

"Okay, Seriously guys, who farted? If all of you guys are fart pooling, get the fuck out!"
by XoutcastX February 17, 2010
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fart-ice

A specific type of proverbial ice, or social barrier, specifically relevant to intimate relationships and close friendships.

The first person in a relationship/friendship to fart in front of the other first, has broken the fart-ice.
John: So, you have been seeing Mary for almost a year. Have you guys broken the fart-ice yet?

Mike: Yeah man, she totally broke the fart-ice first. She's a keeper.
by neelyjohns April 19, 2010
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Jelly Fart

A particularly wet fart, can also be accompanied by surprise diarrhea, usually occurring as a sign of needing to go poo.
Dude! I just did a jelly fart. I'd better get to the toilet!
by PooBumJellyFartWee June 12, 2011
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fart segue

A statement of the intention to fart worked nonchalantly into an unrelated conversation and immediately followed by an actual fart.
Person A: "Should you put your laundry in the washing machine now?"
Person B: "No, I don't want to leave it sitting in the washing machine. I don't want to leave my fart sitting in my butt either."
Person B: *farts*
Person A: "Nice fart segue."
by Kenzou Tenma February 25, 2008
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digital fart

when digital signal backs up and then releases and you hear a 5 minute conversation or music in like 3 seconds.
The digital fart sounds like the chipmonks only faster
by Santadude October 18, 2008
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Jungle Farts

Farts that smell and or sound so wild, raw, beastly and untamed that they belong in the jungle.
Damn dude, those mushroom swiss burgers gave Gerald the jungle farts! I'd rather walk home than be stuck in the car with his fuckin jungle farts!
by The fart sultan October 2, 2014
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