by peepeepoopooeater February 9, 2021
Get the dallas cowboys footballmug. About an hour.
"Hey man, you want to go out for dinner in about a Football Five Minutes? "
"What?"
"Ya know like an hour?"
"Eh?"
"What?"
"Ya know like an hour?"
"Eh?"
by TheVondellian May 22, 2021
Get the Football Five Minutesmug. What my non existent girlfriend calls me while having sex and is playing footsie with you, and her foot travels up to your crotch while drinking half sweet tea and half beer. A popular drink on a hot day in the south.
by Idkwhatsgoingonwithlife September 22, 2020
Get the daddys football championmug. The person who plays fantasy football and dominates the leagues they are in. They understand who to draft, who to play when and understand the best matchups. They also know when to trade players and when to head to the waivers to find good bench players. You will typically find that a "Fantasy Football Guru" is in multiple leagues.
Scot: My team is 4 and 4 in fantasy football. I need a winning streak to get in the playoffs.
Yamilin: You play the "fantasy football Guru" this week so you know the winning streak isn't starting now. He just picked up Wes Welker off waivers and he killed it last week against the Dolphins.
Scot: No doubt. The Guru watches the computer and all 15 games each Sunday. He thinks he is the GM of the Dallas Cowboys or something.
Yamilin: It is only fantasy football but the Guru thinks it is real.
Homewood: The fantasy football Guru is a freak.
Yamilin: You play the "fantasy football Guru" this week so you know the winning streak isn't starting now. He just picked up Wes Welker off waivers and he killed it last week against the Dolphins.
Scot: No doubt. The Guru watches the computer and all 15 games each Sunday. He thinks he is the GM of the Dallas Cowboys or something.
Yamilin: It is only fantasy football but the Guru thinks it is real.
Homewood: The fantasy football Guru is a freak.
by ERP November 14, 2007
Get the Fantasy Football Gurumug. These are the type of individuals that have started playing the sport of football (soccer) again because of the hit 2022 anime/manga series blue lock. they tend to think they can succeed as football players because of the knowloedge they had previously gained from the series.
person 1: "why have you started playing soccer again? you last played it back in middle school. Are you one of those blue lock footballers?"
person 2: "How does that matter? I think ill be the next Messi."
person 2: "How does that matter? I think ill be the next Messi."
by J4KE_ May 1, 2023
Get the Blue Lock footballersmug. A terrible football team that has to have forced sodomy with a metal dildo against a power 5 conference
by Kent State Football December 15, 2018
Get the Kent State Footballmug. someone who is fat but does not want to admit, because they are in denial or are trying to pick someone up via texting or the internet.
Guy A: hey you e-mailed me what are your stats?
Guy B: I am 6'1'' 25 years old white male with a football player build
Guy B: I am 6'1'' 25 years old white male with a football player build
by alaska X boy July 13, 2010
Get the football player buildmug.