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Ever

Ever is a gay ass who’s in love with mighty.zip from the friday night funkin mod d-sides. They also love the number 8 just like Dyammond.
Ever won’t stop fucking saying “mama”
by Eighthsyourmommyss May 3, 2022
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Best mom ever

Someone (mom) who can be described as “the best mom ever” is someone who is kind, thoughtful, has a big heart and can cheer up your day. These types of moms don’t come alway but if you have one you are lucky!
Me: “My mom is the best mom ever!”
by anonymous May 10, 2025
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Ever

If someone says, "ever" after, "what" it means they are addicted to rule34 of Sonic the Hedgehog. They also are sexually attracted to piss and feces. One thing they always wear are diapers to poop because they always have to tend to their discord kittens who use them for nitro (and other riches).
Ann: "What?"
Jake: "Oh, I was going-"
Ann: "Ever"
by Ishan :3 May 25, 2022
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ever wipe

When you are trying to wipe up after a messy poop, but finding on each successive wipe the remnants of poop never go away, leading to an ever wipe.
Man I had an ever wipe this morning, I know its gonna be a bad day
by HK_MP5 June 7, 2018
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Nothing ever happens

When you think that it's happening it's not gonna happen, simple as.
Guy 1: Dudeee, did you hear they releasing the Epstein files, the global pedo-cabal is going down-
Guy: Nothing ever happens.

In the end nothing happened
by Refugee chud May 10, 2024
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