Easy Eddie

When you pleasure yourself, and ur dick sneezes in 5 mins or less. Usually in a very unsatisfying way.

Billy didn't have time to do any edging, and was left considering his life decisions after the resulting easy eddie

by MinivanMafiaMan January 17, 2022

Easy my friend

An Albanian to Canadian slang for when life or work or both are overwhelming you

"Man this fucking job is stressing me out, and my bitch is pregnant"......."Easy my friend( in Albanian Accent)..."tomorrow is another day my friend".....

by CarpetMuncher163 August 28, 2019

tall-fluffly-easy-peasy

something with of great or more than average height, something really cute, and very easy; presenting no difficulty at all.

When you have a crush on someone one might call them tall-fluffly-easy-peasy.

by tall-fluffly-easy-peasy February 25, 2025

easy cop

To buy something verry easily or ti dteal something verry easily

Javi: hey david did u finnese the new pair of jordans from jose
David:ofc i had to it was an easy cop

by Javier Sainz aka j dog aka October 23, 2017

easy outs

Another name for dark chocolate covered espresso beans due to their extreme laxative affect......

"Hey Brittany, you want some chocolate covered espresso beans? Hell no! Last time I ate some of those easy outs I sharted my pants on the way to a client meeting"

by phillyaaron September 10, 2016

easy cake

A phrase used by a math god

It describes how easy something could be.

*finishes math equation*
God: Easy cake!

by anonymousxdrawr1 June 1, 2018

Pulling an Easy Menace

When James Horton and nate Fernandez sucks each other off to easy menace's life story.

I saw two men in the girls' locker room pulling an Easy Menace.

by STDOverload May 25, 2018